LGAHL Western Conference Power Rankings Week 2

Disclaimer: [MENTION=7796]MadeOfTwoFaces[/MENTION] opinions are his own, not of anyone else on Hartford. Also, he doesn't make the lines since he isn't a GM.

 

I'm pretty sure everyone knows that by now, and anybody who doesn't is a fool.

Also, Nick I think I need to tell my work I can't do inventory tonight because some group of shitty internet hockey players need a lesson from a good team. Think my boss will let it slide? I think it's about time you stop taking the easy games and share the wealth.

 

Good write ups, except the Western West write up, or troll session if you will. I like the in depth thoughts and critiquing. The use of "you suck" over and over is rather quite boring IMO.

 

There was in-depth one, then my PC crashed. It was mostly the same thing for all 3 teams so I compressed it into one to save time and told the blatant truth, which is that whole division fucking blows and whatever team makes playoffs because they got 1st in it and were able to beat the other shitty teams will lose in 5 games tops.

Maybe if 2/5 were barely hovering at .500 win% when they play all bottom feeders, and 2 of them weren't at the bottom of the barrel, I would've taken the time to re-write all the in-depth shit again. Honestly though, it just wasn't worth it.

 

First of all the you're arguing with people who aren't even playing tonight. The scrubs you're playing is my line and I didn't see them mention your toolbag name once. Secondly you're not even playing. It's easy as fuck to talk mad shit and say I got work. Good job, bud your an Internet tough guy who thinks he wityy and sits on a forum ALL day commenting on every post. Go out see some sunlight or something. Lastly you sound like everyone else you jump when someone asks about your loss " the party was yelling, I was laggging, it was a top line wahh". It's NHL take the loss like a man you soft Internet thug. Contrary to what you think if I so happen to do lose a game in NHL, which doesn't happen a lot, Idc it happens NHL is 1% of my life so the chirping that's going to follow this is going to be irrelevant to me. I get it my division sucks, we play nobody's, our team sucks blah blah. I'll do the chirping for you, but the best part about opinions, they're like assholes everybody has one.

 

Cell phone app >. Let's me chirp while being outside, things great. I don't see how I made excuses, I owned up said we got beat but contrary to what Cronksy said it wasn't 6 nobodies that beat us it was 6 proven players. Never said I was lagging.

And do I care who's playing? You're all equally shitty one Checker is the same as the other i can't tell you kids apart.

 

Good one, im not even going to chirp that weak reply

 

"I pass myself off as a writer but writing is hard and I lost my writing because I don't know how to use a text editor with auto-save so I will just troll instead because lol."

 

Seems legit to me.

 

Don't be bad and I won't troll, give me something to write about other than 5 teams all equally bad giving each other wins.

and just between you and me, the real ones are saved in a word document on my desktop, I recovered them after i finished these ones, this seemed way more fun.

 

Guess I'm bad or don't know talent since I've missed the playoffs once in 2 years of Internet hockey. one like = one prayer

 

I've never seen a whole team get so rattled so quickly

 

You seem to forget that we had to blacklist our #1 Center at the end of week one. I'm playing out of position at Center to compensate for that loss. I played with 3 ECU's, plus with all the roster moves to improve the team which led to our 6-2-1 week. Just do your research. I wouldn't talk shit when you're teammates with Ozzy.

 

[MENTION=4514]Ozzyng2[/MENTION]

 

...I don't get it. Is that an insult or a compliment?

PS: I'm the only normal one on this team of mental patients
[video=youtube;23ywNYOde4Y]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23ywNYOde4Y[/video]

 

Is that a bad thing..? Our last game OZZY brought us back from down 3 goals with breakaways after forcing turnovers..

You. Pulse traded for a real C and people who show up so you don't used 3 ecus as well.

 

It's a ranking on the past week, not your internet hockey career ya dumb bitch!

 

No, I meant I have the ability, along with John, to build a playoff team.

 

Wow, John and Shawn. Next stop: Ship Parade.

 

Hah I see what you did there!