Top 20 most over paid players

Top 20 Overpaid players

If you look at the sports world in general, you will see a gross overpayment of individuals. These athletes have been measured on a statistical basis. The question many general managers ask themselves: "How can this players contribute to the sustainability of our franchise?" LGHL's past bidding period had managers asking their counterparts the same question, and for some, they made the mistake of misjudging their players' worth. Simply put, these players swindled their way to a large contract with their club. Without further ado, here is my list of the top 20 overpaid players.


1. X Nemzer X (Boston) 9 million dollars - I don't know much about him, but he sounds like a closet freakshow. I googled his name and tranny porn flashed across my screen. Obviously not worth the 9 million dollar tag.

2. Rifleman10 (edmonton) 1.75 million dollars - Edmonton shows here why they will always fail as a franchise. To give a deer hunter this amount of money to play hockey is absurd.

3. jackD00P (Vancouver) $5.75 mil - Some call him the Canuck killer. While his reputation as a whale killer precedes him, he has earned this nickname due to financial hell he will put the franchise through.

4. cnumartyer85 LD $4.5 mil Colorado - Cumdumpster marty is what some call him. Have you heard? Legalization of marijuana has taken effect in Colorado. I think someone must have been on the stuff when they put ink to this contract. Whoever made the managerial decision to sign this player to this contract should be sent to Guantanamo bay.

5. xSMP 7 X (New Jersey) $6.75 mil - They could have just made a check contribution to his charitable foundation. To play the sympathy card and give 6.75 million to an autistic player is faulty at best. He better be the next RainMan.

6. Fostxr Center (Washington) $11.75 mil - Sticks his thumb up his ass and has his pet turtle then hump it. We're all about the Ninja Turtles at some point in our lives, but he takes it to the extreme.

7. HandzaGod (Detroit) $2.75 mil - Has some sort of "God" complex thinking that he should be on every list. Congrats, you finally made one.

8.Bench Position (Florida) $500k - More like "bitch" position, because everyone is going to make you their bitch this season. Not to mention it will be your favorite position when serving Yargage sexual favors.

9. I SSJ Bardock I (Anaheim) $5.25 mil - No specific reason, but his name rhymes with cock so I think he'll be putting more of a focus on that than his NHL gaming ability.

10. King Denham (Los Angeles) 500k - You know those queer goalies that stay on the goaline all game and have no skill? Yeah, this guy exemplifies all of those qualities and then some. Have fun diddling around with your joysticks.

11. Bluenosed (Columbus) 500k - Ever read a Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens? Well, I know most of you s don't read books, but surely you've heard of Scrooge. I don't know who's worse, Scrooge, or a guy who couldn't talk to his kids on Christmas.

12. Morrel x 4 (Washington) $2.75 mil - Let's see how he does without an all-star team in front of him. He's sure to get lit up more than Boulder, Colorado this season.

13. James Neal x 18 (New Jersey) $5 mil - I heard he tried to get a little handsy with himself to the GTA V strippers but couldn't finish the job. The reasoning behind it? They were too realistic.

14. FiGS42 (Los Angeles) $6 mil - Must be nice to have the human torch carry you. This guy will be riding on the coat tails of Kody Pavement for the rest of his foreseeable contract.

15. Haxby (Detroit) $5.75 mil - I assume he'll be chomping at the bit to blow his money on hookers and blow.

16. Kingbrad3 (New York Islanders) $500k - King or Queen? This infamous tranny will have LGBT rights roaring his name on the streets of New York. Follow him on twitter for his tranny movement.

17. txb0bbyxt (New York Rangers) $5.25 mil - Ever heard of the King's speech? This player is notorious for his speech impediment. Rumor has it that his teammates have put him through some hazing. The form of hazing you ask? Tying Bobby down and putting him through a series of tongue twisters.

18. VaPorIz (Chicago) $6 mil - Ah, the ever so stylish alternating caps. The only vaporizing this guy will be doing is other men's deep dish pizzas.

19. xx Title Town xx (Toronto) $1 mil - The chocolate town is at it again. Tornoto's budding young star is notorious for "shrimping" with Toronto's LGBT elite.

20. Vizh (Boston) $1.5 mil - Dude is straight weird. The Irish Catholics are going to beat this guy down if he walks into the wrong neighborhood

Honorable mention:

BacKLuND x 22 (AGM) $5.25 mil
Shaun1126 (Comets) $500k
zRaden (Edmonton) $500k

 

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This is awesome. Well done sir.

 

I want your butthole inside.

 

Publicity is publicity, btw what's your old gamertag?

 

This one is literally fucked up, it's internet hockey, if you want to get on his button skills fine, but is this one really that funny?

Edit: Don't get me wrong, I thought the thread was funny and all in good fun, but there are somethings that are just better left off a hockey forum right?

 

100gaycox on the ps3

 

You fucking suck stetty.

 

If the dude didn't want his business on the forum then he wouldn't talk about it.

 

Get Rita'd.

 

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Well.

 

"More like 'bitch' position" made me laugh

 

He isn't wrong people. Hopefully all this stuff drags down my price the next time I am in bidding. Thanks!

 

And, as far as the bluenosed comment is concerned, pretty classless. Hope things work out for you, bluenosed.

 

12. Morrel x 4 (Washington) $2.75 mil - Let's see how he does without an all-star team in front of him. He's sure to win a Vezina this season.

 

Thought for sure i was gonna ... nvm

 

Fking strippers were asking too much.

So I traded in GTA


Fk them.