Schaefa’s GOAT Tier Power Rankings V2

!!FIRST THINGS FIRST BID ME UP IF YOU NEED A THIRD LINE PLUG AND MORE IMPORTANTLY A TOP TIER CHAT PRESENCE!!

Well by popular demand I’m back with my very self-centered power rankings... because let’s be real I’m the GOAT.. oh and @Nxgi sucks and is @RoWsKi ‘s second tag, who is @Mr SaWse ’s main tag.

In order of greatness (was too lazy for a real order):

1.) : This was Schaefa’s greatest form, the man carried @RoWsKi on his back and was an absolute villain.. kid fucks plain and simple.

2.) : Calder Cup Schaefa... man carried @im just a squid and Doc Status. Someone missed a crucial penalty shot or something in game 7, but I’m a champ so it don’t matter.. virtual trophies are everything. Right @Nxgi ?

3.) : Have zero recollection of playing here twice, but once was being Nxgi’s D partner, so I made the executive decision to off myself instead.

4.) : This season was an absolute fever dream. @Danky was running the show and was blessed with my absolute god tier presence.

5.) : First taste at the big time.. the AHL couldn’t handle me and still can’t. Team was awful, but that’s fine because I’m still GOATed.

6.) : Disappointed my dad, Brisan, by not signing up on time for NHL bidding and instead coasted the whole year by never playing except for 2 games. GOAT shit.

7.) : Carried @Nxgi and made him the man he is today with the stick skills I taught him, can’t teach true talent and my greatness tho. Also he blew it by not starting a certain someone game 7 #MaximumOverdrive

8.) : Got banned this season because league didn’t meet my standards and my management probably couldn’t handle my chat ego

9.) : Kept @The Broche on the edge of jumping off the ledge all season. @Cuddmuffin had to talk him off the ledge too many times to count. Miss you guys and the emo discord ;(

10.) : Played 4 games said this NHL is not ready for me and quit and uninstalled... gotta always go out on top as a GOAT

11.) : This team once bid him up for close to 3 million, that was a mistake. They need to pay this guy at least 10 million to stick around. He left in the preseason and went on to fuck and dominate

12.) : Was here for literally max 10 mins and in that time broke every record in team history, and they were just lucky to blessed with my god tier status

13.) : Nxgi ruined this team from day 1, bidding up Cronkzy for 100 mil or what ever and then playing him out of position #LilNegiSzn

14.) Whoever is lucky enough to get me in S38 bidding, I’ll bring nothing but chat excellence and jokes... thumbs not guaranteed tho

@RoWsKi you suck and your welcome for your thumb skills

@Mr SaWse you smell bad

@Nxgi delete your LG account already, the community needs you to do them a favor for once

@im just a squid i miss you

@The Broche and Gucci, I miss my gay fathers

@Cuddmuffin fuck Nxgi amirite

@Manship91 hey

@Spacelessbark you're still Nxgi’s best contract

#Garis4Game7 #MaximumOverdrive #GOAT #SchaeNazty#SchaeDaddy

 

Fuck nxgi and broche

 

Hi @SchaefaXIV @Cuddmuffin @The Broche oh and I guess @Spacelessbark too

 

I preferred version 1

 

I want to be carried by the goat and be his backup goat. Nxgi isnt invited. Fuck him.

 

@Nxgi

 

Miss you bud

 

So do I. I’m running out of material at this point

 

I like the mentality

 

I live in your head rent free.

 

Only because I was mentioned in the first one lol.

 

hi @SchaefaXIV

 

Hi @SouPerSaiyan

 

@skyre5

 

What’s up Soup

 

Who are you?

 

Get a load of this guy

 

Bump because you know the vibe

 

TL;DR version cutting it down to just the essential parts.

 

Bump because @RoWsKi has yet to win