Rule #1: Goalies are not humans and thus should never speak as if they are the equals to any other player on the ice. Rule #2: No more than 1 French in a party at a time. The only exception to this rule is if their are 6 French. Rule #3: If you are a squeaker pretend you do not have a microphone. Rule #4: No matter what, it is always teals fault. Rule #5: If 5 goals are scored against you in the first... you are required to quit. Rule #6: As a defender, if you suicide pass your winger, you must teabag said winger.
Rule #7: If a team of 6 AHLers/NHLers loses to a team 6 CHLers, they 'weren't trying' or were 'trolling'. Even if they glued down their LTs and tried no less than a hundred unsuccessful Omahas. Rule #8: If a player on your team lags out, you lose.
#9 : if you are playing the trap you are obligated to do a omaha or 10. This applies to all defenseman (looking at you teal). See Tuscon s35 for best results
#10 : if you make a bad play, you must always blame your ping or packet loss no matter the connection.
