Media Vol. 5, Issue No. 2 — Awards, TOTS and the Encyclopedia De Duey

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Encyclopedia de Duey
Popular words, phrases explained

By @nubsy004
LGFA Extra Time Editor/LGFA Access Co-Host
What is a Dueyism? This is a question people have been asking for thousands of years, and today, May 28, 2017, an answer will finally be given.
A Dueyism is one of the key words or phrases used by @Duey912 when playing Xbox. There are at least 25 Dueyisms in existence, and to save time, Extra Time is boiling it down to the Top 10.
1. I Can't Breathe
This phrase is very commonly used, at least twice in a game, and mostly when someone does something horrible. This phrase is uttered when @Jabo l 9 l gets scored on from 40 yards out, @I M0NEY l sails a shot into orbit or @nubsy004 misses an open B-tapper.
2. YEEAAOOUUHH
This "phrase" is quite loud and usually precedes another Dueyism. It is meant to point your attention to something bad happening, typically a turnover or bad pass.
3. I'm Weak
One of the most common phrases following a "YEEAAOOUUHH," "I'm Weak" does not mean Duey is literally weak, but figuratively can't deal with whatever has just happened. This phrase is most commonly used when Duey attempts to take on three or four defenders and loses the ball, or when he misses an easy tackle or pass.
4. Casper [insert noun]
Casper legs, Casper head and Casper pass are the most popular Casper terms. The phrase means whatever noun follows is transparent, in likeness with Casper the Friendly Ghost. A man with Casper legs can't tackle, a man with a Casper head can't win a header at any height, and a Casper pass is when someone send the ball to an open space where no one is running.
5. Softball
One of the most misleading Dueyisms, having softball means you aren't showing up to something. "I got softball" is most commonly used when someone doesn't like their team and would rather go play beer league softball than to play games.
6. Haha, Idiot
This phrase is used when someone on the team Duey is playing against does something stupid that results in Duey getting the ball. If the other team makes a Casper pass, sails a shot or dribbles right into Duey's taclke, "Haha, Idiot" is a frequent response.
7. Here I Come
When Duey says, "Here I Come," that means get out of the way, because he's about to super slide tackle the shit out of someone and he does not care if he's getting ball or not.
8. You Suck
Generally shouted at about the same decibel level as a "YEEAAOOUUHH," this phrase is used at least 10 times a game when someone misses a save, makes a horrible pass, looks Duey off on a good run or doesn't finish a pass from Duey to get him an assist.
9. Criss Cross Applesauce
This is a phrase you really don't want to hear, because Duey only says "Criss Cross Applesauce" when you're playing defense and get skill-moved out of your shorts. "This man just criss cross applesauced" you is the nice way of saying "You Suck."
10. Sent It (on the App)
A two-part phrase, "Send It" by itself means Duey is open and you should pass him the ball. Varying degrees of decibel levels are directly related to how open he is. If Duey is screaming "SENNDD ITTT," he's probably pretty open. The second part of the phrase, "on the App," changes its meaning entirely. If Duey says "Send It on the App," that means he's trying to get a trade to a team that plays at times that don't conflict with his softball schedule.
BONUS CONTENT
The following are excuses Duey uses for in-game faults, a list compiled by @JaysWayss.
• My controller died
• My hands are sweaty
• Just had chinese food
• I got a message on my phone
• My TV is too small
• The knife was slowing me down (money only)
• I just had an earthquake
• I'm lagging
• There was just a car accident outside
• My pandora stopped
• The ball was behind me
• There’s a fly in my room
• My screen just turned off
• My finger slipped
• I haven’t played keeper in a while
• Next game, I got it
• I gotta play a quick skill game
• My team sucks

MAJOR AWARDS

1. Ballon d'Or
- @eLeX Lazer, 13-6-1, 16G
2. Golden Boot
- @eLeX Lazer, 13-6-1, 16G
3. Playmaker
- @Evooo vF and @Smalling l 12 l, 12A each
4. Beckenbauer
- @Austin McA, 14-6-2, 1G, 86% pass, 33 tack
5. Golden Gloves
- @zMayhemIV
6. @Sir Alex Ferguson
- Jabo l 9 l

TOTS
4-1-2-1-2
LS: @eLeX Lazer, 13-6-1, 16G
RS: @Evooo vF, 13-3-4, 10G, 6A
CAM: @Smalling l 12 l, 14-1-7, 4G, 12A
LM: @I M0NEY l, 12-8-3, 1G, 6A
RM: @Unlucky Duke, 14-4-4, 5G, 12A
CDM: @ORod80, 14-6-2, 1G, 83% pass, 63 tack
LB: @MUTxMASTERxKING, 14-6-2, 3G, 2A, 83% pass, 32 tack
LCB: @UnIucky Pride, 14-4-4, 1A, 69% pass, 18 tack
RCB: @Austin McA, 14-6-2, 1G, 86% pass, 33 tack
RB: @Beckenbauer l6l, 14-6-2, 1G, 70% pass, 22 tack
GK: @zMayhemIV

Reserves
UTIL: @Duey912, DM/CAM, 11-2-3, 1G, 3A, 85% pass, 57 tack
UTIL: @Jabo l 9 l, CAM/RM/RDM/RW, 14-6-2, 2G, 7A, 80% pass, 47 tack
ST: @Ao l Collier, 8-5-5, 8G, 3A
MID: @OG iElmo, 12-4-4, 6G, 3A, 78% pass, 23 tack
MID: @LFc Phenom, 14-4-4, 1G, 81% pass, 53 tack
DEF: @Fear Leiva x, 9-7-6, 1G, 4A, 66% pass, 32 tack
GK: @CKlassen

Cards made by @Fatal Enjoyment

 

sNUBBED for 2 seaons in a row. Call me Rocky Balboa

 

Probably my favorite Extra Time ever. Dueyism is a real thing, this is not a joke. Spread awareness today. Help a child in need of adverting this disease.

 

heh

 

This makes me beyond happy

 

too bad no award for most tackles @_@

 

Out played majority of the strikers with less games, can we get a recount please.

 

Reserves
DEF: @Fear Leiva x, 9-7-6, 1G, 4A, 66% pass, 32 tack

TOTS
LCB: @UnIucky Pride, 14-4-4, 1A, 69% pass, 18 tack
RCB: @Austin McA, 14-6-2, 1G, 86% pass, 33 tack

im salty!

 

If we were judging cbs on offense i would lose everytime because i keep playing with CBs that go up for corners every time but cant win a header

 

I had 2 shots all season and both were when i played striker im pretty sure lol.

But i did have 75.2% passing and 25 tackles. Not to bad for going 4-9-7

Wish we could keep track of interceptions though, cause i feel like i got a lot at CB.

#FakeTots #AwardsArentEvenRealBro

 

13 cleans sheets should i say more...

 

Youre lucky you even made reserves losing 32 points lol

 

Clean sheets and wins are kind of a team stat tbh, not really indicative of who was actually playing really well. If anything i feel like it can tell you if a player was going HAM on a losing or average team, or sometimes it shows players who were getting carried even though they have a good record etc. Doesnt get used in that way which is objective i guess

 

who even are you lmfao

i forgot one cb can control losing 32 points lol

don't @ me

 

I mean youre going on against Pride and Austin like you deserve starting tots. You conceeded more goals than tackles. Act like you know...

 

yeah because they played with a better back line then me haha. i have better stats then both of them apart from my record lol

 

If only I could screenshot the whole stat bar on my phone

 

@Fear Leiva x, I like you, you seemed like a nice guy the last time I played with you, but please look at stats before you claim you had better stats..

TOTS is determined on regular season stats, and for defenders, clean sheets.

We both had a goal.

Yes, you had 4 assist to my 0.

You had 3 more completed passes, but on almost double my attempts.

You had one less tackle (32) on 20 (63) more attempts than myself. (33 out of 47).

I also had 13 clean sheets I believe, but I don't know what you had.

Please look at stats before claiming you deserve something based on stats. Either way, bench TOTS get the same exact trophy that starting TOTS get.

 

Why is Leiva even on the reserves lmao