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Discussion in 'LGVFA' started by Doc Status, Mar 11, 2015.

  1. Doc Status

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    Since no one ever posts anything on these forums, I'm gonna try and spice it up a bit. So I'm posting this thread to call out a certain group of individuals. First, let's start with my LGFA "team", Manchester United. This team was lucky enough to get me randomly assigned to them at the beginning of the season. However, they made the decision to send me back down to the TC after 2 games of forward where I touched the ball maybe a total of 10 times. So everyone who was a part of that team got a little extra effort when I came across them this season.

    @nine10thsof1sec - I don't have anything against you personally, but nevertheless you were a part of this awful roster I was apparently not good enough to make. You lost to noobinator in the friendly season, so there's not much else I can say here that could embarrass you further. I even gifted you a stoppage time goal because you're a good dude.

    Result: 3-1 Victory

    @Amendment64 - This guy always had a special place in my heart. From the first LGFA preseason game I played where he posted in the chatbox "Really? Replaced by a TC?" to the rage messages I received for playing possession against him in our LGVFA game, there was a never a dull moment. Our game got so bad that in the final ten minutes he just started pulling his defenders out of the way to give me free goals. I had to pass around the back for the last 5 minutes because scoring wasn't fun anymore. From the few times I did share an xbox live party with you during my short LGFA stint you seemed like a nice guy, but you sure can't take a loss.

    Result: 7-0 Victory

    @ENGchap77 - Finally, the GM who made the call to send me down. Maybe it was because I didn't show up to the random "mandatory" practice sessions that would happen throughout the night. I'm sorry for not having a schedule that allowed me to lose game after game with you and your band of misfits. Though I'm not sorry for making you quit out at 3-0 halfway through the second half and citing "my connection" as the issue. I think the issue was probably that I'm just better than you, but who can know for sure? Can't wait to see you later in the season while you try and fight your way out of relegation.

    Result: 3-0 Victory


    And finally I need to call out @Noobinator156. It's no secret that you aren't good at fifa. You never tried to say you were. But jesus dude, you got the FIRST pick in the draft and you're sitting winless after 4 weeks. Step up your game.

    To everyone else, it's been a good season so far and I literally haven't had trouble dealing with any of you. Outside of the two special examples mentioned above, everyone has been friendly both in game and out. The FIFA gods have been on my side thus far, especially in that beautiful match against Neymar where he hit the post 2 or 3 times and we drew 0-0. Here's to hoping this thread isn't the beginning of my downfall.
     
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    ImJeff Five time PLB Champion Platinum

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    DeKeyser l65l We believe we can win

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    [MENTION=8088]Doc Status[/MENTION] I am thankful you did cause I am terrible at 1 v 1 and I have only one win yes I got a win
     
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    People, nobody wanna see you pass it around 70 times and try 25 lt+rt comnbo before doing a triple X or etc...on ultra-defensive. I dominated you I had 60% possesion..


    LGFA ManU performance in the 1 vs 1 have been glorious as fuck....



    and Doc, fuck-off with that lame counter EA Special @ 93th minute that my guy decided to go away from ball:( was a nice finish:)
     
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    I dont give a shit what yall say , your anuses are about to get BILBAO'D
     
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    LOL I honest to god felt bad when I scored that. Literally the only good chance I had that game.
     
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    England division master race
     
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    Cantona 75303 Manchester United Owner

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    lol too funny Doc, if people were only able to watch our game... we will see each other again this season.

    But if we want to start talking about LGFA.... ok
    SO Doc Status everybody, showed up for 2 games and never talked again. Wouldn't respond to the practice times which had been set from 730 EST, to me that's not in the middle of the night. Too be honest Doc your aren't that good.... I gave you multiple opportunities to play and you turned them down, oh well your loss.
     
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    Seriously though, England division is stacked.

    It's more than fair to send me down for whatever reason you want. To be honest it was a bit of a relief not having to play with that team anymore. All I wanted to do was prove that I was better than each and every one of you I came across in LGVFA, and I did.



    Not sure why anyone would be interested in watching such a one sided game. If it really was that laggy (it wasn't), you could have paused about 10 minutes in and let me know it was too laggy to play. I would have immediately ended it and offered a reschedule for another day. Instead, you waited until I went up 3-0 (at this point you had still only managed 1 shot) to rage quit the game and cry about the lag (which wasn't there). See ya in a few weeks bud.


     
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    I am the best.
     
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    Rushpac First ever back-to-back PLB champion bitches!

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    Subasic is a POS.

    If you don't score at least 3 goals on me, you need to stop playing FIFA.
     
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    Cantona 75303 Manchester United Owner

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    Doc, if the lagg had of started in the first 10 mins I would have quit, but it didnt start untill 40th min right before your first goal.

    Like I said Doc we finished 3rd in the table with out you, as far as I am concerned im happy with "my scrubs", LGFA UNITED SCRUBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    I'm the worst. Deal with it. :cool:
     
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    KC x44 LGFA's Peter Vermes

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    Hey Boys.

    Is this where I post the Goal Of The Season?

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    Ahernn Captain of LG Meme Team

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  18. Doc Status

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    All I see here is an unnecessary Berbatov spin and then a goal from outside the box with no pressure. I mean it wasn't a bad goal, but hardly "goal of the season" quality.
     
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    ill say this. i was online when doc startis was playing the soccer game versus engchap77. he was laughing so hard cause it was so easy to kick the ball around and score he sounded like one of those evil dogs in the lion king
     
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