An era of unprecedented collusion, secrecy, egregious display of disrespect, and incompetence is forcefully coming to an end. It is finally time to rebuild our league, to take care of our people, and to fight for the jobs our great players deserve, and that's what we're doing. The "New Era of LG™" has begun. The People have risen up. The pumps are running. We, The People, are draining the Swamp. Gone are the days of silence towards the injustices we all see plain as day. Today is the Day that I, Dr Yargage, Wincest not Incest, announce that I have answered the calling as the Owner of the Philadelphia Flyers to........ Make Hits Violent Again..... Make Sauces Shine Again.... Make Playbooks Relevant Again.... Draw LG in Lines of Cocaine Again...... TOGETHER WE WILL MAKE HOCKEY GREAT AGAIN!
