What looked like a very easy campaign for IM A JUNKIE and company has gotten a lot harder with the addition of new RW/LW/CM/ST(Dear God I hope not) #52 SmokedRiverSalmon aka BakedRiverOtter aka Scoops Haagen Dazs aka the 20pound weight uWanna has to carry around in his backpack aka the undisputed worst GK in pro cloobs history. Otter brings a wealth of experience to the Spurs as he has been playing with uWanna and the squad since roughly 2013. They have played together in legendary cloobs such as FC No X button and Giovinco Jacket. Scoopz is actually a fantastic player when sober, but in recent years after dealing with many difficulties in his life such as losing Pjanic to Juventus his controller now looks something like this. If BakedRiver can stay sober he is a solid pickup, if not the Spurs are in for the roller coaster ride of their life. Also comes with his own theme song.
Grazie, grazie. I fucking suck when I'm not wacked but unfortunately to survive at this point I must always be wacked.