Q & A with Horvat ll53ll

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    Welcome to Season 28 of LG!


    Let’s just say I can’t wait to be AGM for @Horvat ll53ll representing the Leigh High Valley Phantoms. It was such an honor to be nominated twice by such a star player. I thought I’d conduct a Q & A with the guy himself.


    Let’s start things off with a few simple questions.



    What is your name?


    Horvat... are you fucking dumb? You're my AGM.




    What inspired you to start playing online hockey?


    I've always wanted to surpass everyone’s expectations of me. I want to be successful, so I joined League Gaming. Now look at me. I’ve managed to put up a banner after 10 seasons! If that’s not success I don’t know what is.



    Why did you choose to take management in Leigh High?


    Okay, im’ma be real with you. I didn't even want to buy this game, let alone play LG. I have to get up at 1:30am every morning for work. I come home to my wife nagging about, "I want kids.", "How come we don't go on dates anymore?", "Do you love your online friends more than me?”


    So… I took management as an excuse to get away from her for another 3 months… hopefully 4.





    Why did you take Darcy Kuemper as AGM again?

    Darcy fuck off. I was forced to take you as AGM. The Make-A-Wish foundation contacted me saying you only had a few months to find a new liver. I’ve got an online reputation to protect, otherwise Neil x 25 would be here in Leigh High.



    Do you think you can build a team as good as your s26 Leigh High roster?

    Check my stats, I am the team.



    Being in the Eastern Atlantic this season, which teams do you believe will be a real threat?

    A threat? No, more like a cake walk.

    Bridgeport Sound Tigers: Cake walk.

    Hartford Wolf Pack: Cake walk.

    Hershey Bears: Go shit in the woods. Cake walk.

    Providence Bruins: Who the fuck is colonel20?

    Springfield Thunderbirds: Joe Nahh will be a 1st round exit just like last season.

    Wilkes Barre Scranton Penguins: Hilly, next time you walk into the rink go ahead and look up for me. I can count all your banners without using my hands. And for Gabella, if I scored 59 less points than the previous season, I would just quit.




    Horvat, in the previous 2 seasons you managed to score 66 points. Can you keep up this pace in s28?

    Is that a question? I put up fucking numbers. Expect a 3 digit season this year.




    What do you look forward to most coming into s28?

    I’m looking forward to sending half these kids back to the CHL.



    Do you have any pre game rituals?

    Yeah, about an hour before game time I’ll carbo load with a bowl of pasta while I feed the wife some meat.



    Who is your favorite professional hockey player?

    Darcy Kuemper
     
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    Came in with low expectations left with stage 1 cancer. Overall a decent experience. Great questions and even worse answers.
     
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    LOL. Asks me one damn question in group me. And says "Thanks for the Q & A"

    THAT QUESTION WASN'T EVEN IN THE WRITE UP HAHAHA.

    Good answers tho. I'm a fucking allstar
     
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    Why do my threads keep diagnosing people with cancer :(
     
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    It's not you, it's Horvat. Keep your head up.
     
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    Providence Bruins: Who the fuck is colonel20?
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