They say he was a myth, just another legend a story to scare kids before bid. It seems as though the myth is real Robin Van Dempy aka Weidenfeeler aka the RvD is in fact real. A CB on the pitch, but a winger at heart Dempy can bring the memes with the best of them. He has returned to the pitch to raise some silverware and he will stop at nothing to call you a kanker. Juventus already making huge moves to make sure they can keep their title. Robin Van Dempy IS Juventus
A Lamborghini Gallardo engine roars throughout the parking lot of the Juventus grounds, drawing the attention of the fans and press alike who have been waiting in anticipation for Juventus' mystery $500,000 signing, the crowd pressed against the barriers to catch a glimpse of the freshly-arrived dutchman as he wheels on the parking lot with a bicycle dragged behind his sportscar, a Heineken in one hand as he shoots a two-finger salute towards the crowd and flashes a blinding smile, the ladies cannot contain their lust and go into heat, straddling the fence, dripping wet for the 500K man who nonchalantly runs his fingers through his hair as he revs his Lambo, he sips on his frappuccino as he pulls open the door and disappears inside the club building, leaving all of us wondering what he'll have to show this coming season.
