This was a quickly conducted interview with Frank aka Cooke x24 aka Curb_Stomp123 aka Cancer to see how he was doing in his new Carolina home. Taco- I'm just going to pitch a question, you reply with whatever you feel like. We just roll with it from there. You've been moved several times this offseason, do you plan on settling down in Carolina? Frank- I'd rather slit my taint thoroughly with a steak knife. Next question. Taco- What is it about Carolina that makes you want to fillet your anus? Frank- I don't feel like shitters with the exception of Skillz should ever be given free contracts. Taco- Would you feel a lot better about your current home if PTP stayed? And how has LikeABoss reacted to your current TOXIC attitude? Frank- I would've felt a little better had ptp stayed of course. LikeALoss keeps trying to reassure me that we will be good and that he thinks he knows whose good on Xbox now. Gonna need a life vest if this hurricane hits home if you know what I mean. Taco- Looks like there might be a category 5 shitstorm brewing up there. You may have to try and hold out until the regular season to escape. Are there any plans to bring out Enforcer Frank like we what Girgs did last season in STL? Frank- Lets get this straight, Enforcer Frank will never die. Taco- Looks like it will be an exciting season to say the least! Any final comments? Frank- Yeah, Hits and Pims record ain't safe. Look out folks, Enforcer Frank has come to bust some records and some shitters' hopes and dreams.
