AHL Trash Talk Thread

Portland cannot legally play you unless someone no shows. Even if you were the #1 defenseman in all of NHL 14, management would get in trouble for violating the player rights of the guy who missed a game so you could play.

Your attitude leaves a lot to be desired as well.

 

Don't worry, after we beat you tonight, Springfield just needs to win 1 to clinch and take you out of the playoffs. So no need to be upset, it will all be over tonight

 

Lol Im not upset, I hope you shit on those crumbs, shouldnt be that hard anyway lol, Im upset that everyone has there panties in a bunch on this site, I chirp a couple crumbs for being bad and thats grounds for banning? This is Hockey is it not? If you cant chirp back go take figure skating lessons bitches! (Portland team)

 

You're a fucking nub if you think beating me 7-1 is an accomplishment.

 

Leafsman has six chins

 

You should work on your reading comprehension.

He isn't talking about how good he is. He is talking about how bad you are.

 

Congrats on your wins as a regular in the AHL. Nonetheless you should not get cocky about beating a team that has nothing left to play for except seeding. If you guys make it past the first round then I will applaud you. For now good job on beating a team that was lethargic after beating a team that clinched us the division.

Good Luck playing the Checkers in the first round. You are going to need it.

 

What he said

 

I hear Squid and Cronic are looking for a towel boy in the second round. Isn't that right Squid?

 

towels , water , carry my equipment .... Whatever he is good at and wants to help out with we'll let him stick around . I don't wanna put too much pressure on him

 

You are right. Maybe carrying your towel is too much responsibility for him.

 

Zeno, were u the Goalie last night?........

 

Well when a twitter handle called "LG Monarchs Top Line" attempts to chirp before a series by saying "Stoked to play against some of the worst dmen this league has to offer tonight"...it's safe to say we assume your top line is playing.

 

Yes sir. And you only managed 3 goals on 21 shots before my team Dmen decided to give up on me. What does that say about your "skills"? Nonetheless you ended up with 7 so good for you. I am glad you get off by beating my ECU dmen.

 

God dammit, Leafy.

 

nothing wrong with ECU I was one last week.

 

If he's lucky he can carry my pads

 

For the record, I had 2 roommates streaming movies during our game last night and my lag was so bad that my team would have been better off with me in the box the entire game. I contemplated quitting and pretending I lagged out, but it really wasn't worth it. Your egos will probably assume it wasn't that bad, but if you've seen me play lag free you'd know how lucky you got last night.

Your offense seriously consisted of skating behind the net and forcing a cross crease. Congrats on the win, but if you think that type of hockey will beat top teams or top lines then good luck in the first round.

 

That is true. I have some of the best ECUs in the entire league, but once again a lethargic team is never good when you are trying to win a game. Nonetheless, I wouldn't be so cocky heading into a series with Charlotte.

 

truths be told, doc stasis is a greater player in this league. sumtimes his dog jumps up on the tv during the games and he goes "wtf r u doin dog???". i think the dog lost many game games for stasis.