Please Vote! Week Three “All-Stars” ft. Anti-Award Leaders

Eastern Conference

First Line

Left Wing: @Crow I50I (7-5, 5-7-12* points, -6) *Co-Leader of the SoLLenberger (fewest points in the AHL)

Center: @Brisan x6 (1-8-3, 3-9-12* points, -33*, 57* GA, 34* LG Rank) **** Co-Leader of the SoLLenberger (fewest points in the AHL). Co-Leader of the Bob Stewart (worst +/- in the AHL). Co-Leader of the Nail Yakupov (AHL’s worst defensive forward). Leader of the LG Hates You Award (Lowest overall LG ranking)

Right Wing: @Ghost I48I *(2-8-2, 8-5-13 points, -30) *Leader of the “Dud” Red Garrett Memorial (Least outstanding AHL rookie). Also one of many runner-ups for the SoLLenberger (fewest points in the AHL), the main runner-up for the Bob Stewart (worst +/- in the AHL), and the main runner-up for the LG Hates You Award (Lowest overall LG ranking)

Left Defense: @A Salty SaiIor (1-8-3, 3 assists, -33*) *Co-Leader of the Bob Stewart (worst +/- in the AHL)

Right Defense: @Raser x4 *(3-2-3, 2-10-12 points, +1) *Current leader of the Anti-Hunt (Poor Sportsmanship, Conduct and Playing ability)

Goalie: @Bcrippsx31 (10-13-1, .721 SV% and 3.62 GAA, 88* GA in 24 GP) *Current leader of the Unhappy Holmes Memorial (Most goals against in the AHL)

Second Line

Left Wing: @OG Mr ProdiGy (2-7-3, 7-6-13 points, -24, 16* GF) *Leader of the Black Hole Award (Fewest goals scored for his team). Also one of many runner-ups for the SoLLenberger (fewest points in the AHL)

Center: @ll REX Il *(3-7-2, 5-13-18 points, -13) *Leader of the Mike Milbury (AHL’s least outstanding management team)

Right Wing: @Justdumpit *(2-8-2, 15-11-26 points, -11) *Leader of the Mike Milbury (AHL’s least outstanding management team)

Left Defense: @Rico Suave TOS (1-6-3, 7 assists, -14)

Right Defense: @Grxffon **(2-8-2, 15 assists, -11) **Leader of the Mike Milbury (AHL’s least outstanding management team). Leader of the deathstwr99 Award (The worst player with a stupid random letter in place of a vowel like @deathstwr99)

Goalie: @ChAsInG budZzZ (2*-7-3, .741 SV% and 3.65 GAA) *Leader of the I’m Just Here to Look Ugly Award (Goalie with the fewest wins on the season)

Third Line

Left Wing: @Obiwansz (3-7-2, 12-11-23 points, -10, 0* hits) *Co-Leader of the Charmin Soft (Fewest hits in the AHL)

Center: @MJKOO7 (4-8, 10-13-23 points, -18, 0* hits) *Co-Leader of the Charmin Soft (Fewest hits in the AHL)

Right Wing: @BaduIov (4-5-3, 14-22-36 points, +1, 191* GA) *Leader of the Give it Away Award (Most giveaways in the AHL)

Left Defense: @Volt x (2-8-2, 1-8-9 points, -24)

Right Defense: @habsfans76 (1-8-3, 9 assists, -10)

Goalie: @Bizy29 (6-14-1, .743 SV% and 3.90 GAA)

Honorable Mention (too many Eastern Conference forwards leading for awards): @FleuryGaming (8-3-1, 7-28*-35 points, +10) *Current leader of the Clicking Up Is Hard Award (Biggest differential between assists and goals on the season)

Western Conference

First Line

Left Wing: @K6 I81I (2-9, 6-13-19 points, -11)

Center: @SJUSoccer9 (3-5-4, *1-12-13 points, -16) *Leader of the Anti-Rocket (fewest goals in the AHL)

Right Wing: @xxtrimmyxx *(2-9-1, 8-9-17 points, -26, 57* GA) **Current leader of the Butterfingers (LVP of the worst team in the AHL). Co-Leader of the Nail Yakupov (AHL’s worst defensive forward)

Left Defense: @Smitterr **(0-6-6, 1-6-7 points, -22) **Current leader of the UseLes Cunningham (AHL’s least valuable player). Current leader of the Eddie I’m Not Shore (AHL’s worst defenseman)

Right Defense: @xRoyalFlushx911 (2-10, 7 assists, -23)

Goalie: @JAAMx93x *(5-9-2, .718 SV% and 4.74 GAA) *Current leader of the Aldedge “Bad” Bastien Memorial (AHL’s worst goalie). Jaam has the worst SV% and GAA in the AHL (minimum 10 GP)

Second Line

Left Wing: @Daqs x 13 (3-6-3, 3-10-13 points, -15 *Also one of many runner-ups for the SoLLenberger (fewest points in the AHL)

Center: @Tha Party Poopa (3-9, 5-9-14, -12)

Right Wing: @Lacky x 91 (3-7-2, 8-8-16 points, -13)

Left Defense: @Luusky (3-5-3, 7 assists, -4)

Right Defense: @SmokinBoddy (3-7-1, 1 assist, -19)

Goalie: @Crawford 50x (9-9-2, .726 SV% and 3.71 GAA)

Third Line

Left Wing: @Brxndamour (7-4-1, 24-7*-31 points, +10) *Leader of the Congrats You Can Click Up Award (Biggest differential between goals and assists on the season)

Center: @l1l Sharp l0l *(5-5-2, 13-15-28 points, -8) *Leader of the You Kind of Deserved Better, but Really Don't Because You Still Stink Award (Awarded to the player who least deserved to be in their shitty situation, but who still kind of deserved it)

Right Wing: @Daddy Pooder (3-8-1, 8-15-23 points, -13)

Left Defense: @ES I Devil I (3-9, 7 assists, -12)

Right Defense: @xRedrZ (3-7-2, 1-3-4 points, -10)

Goalie: @Elegant Mullet (6-5-3, .751 SV% and 2.80 GAA)​

 

I can't believe I was left off this list. What a snub. If 15 points in 12 games at C isn't enough to get me on the allstar team than I'll never be on it :|

 

The fact that @l Bossy l x 22 did not make at least the 3rd line is ridiculous. This thread is rigged with bias. Sent in a personal complaint to LG McDonald to make sure Bossy is in for an Anti Award.

 

There are currently 15 forwards with fewer points than that lol

 

damn i didnt make it

 

Habsfans76 is a Goat

 

WAIT HOW DID @Mr WorldWlde 69 NOT MAKE IT HE SCRUB HUNTED AND LOST

 

me not that far behind @Brisan x6

 

finally i get recognized for something. Thanks @l Bossy l x 22

 

You’re getting recognized every season these days. Job well done, sir.

 

The "Congrats you can click up award" got me

 

@Yicky Numbahs snubbed

 

You got snubbed week 1 with your 1-2-1 record for a reigning MVP

 

Where’s the green jacket?

 

After 4 seasons in LG, I finally make one of these lists