Media from a legitimate media man (WESTERN EDITION WOOOO)

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West Central
10-0-2 55 GF 29 GA +26 GD

ADMIIIRRAALLSS are filthy. I love what gab did this season. This team really has no weakness anywhere in their entire roster. They are going to do this week in and week out, not much to say but good things about the admirals this season. Go out and do it again.

Biggest surprise: @xX1_Stxtzle_8Xx my man went fucking ballistic great week leading the league in points

Not surprised: @DuuuvaI terry oh's boyfriend wanted to scrub hunt ahl.

Biggest bust: I guess goalies? Both had similar stats and the lowest lg rating. Ig heat up next week.

8-4-0 43 GF 37 GA +6 GD

Literally so good. omg. good. so. good. Started off the week rough going 0-4 but then won 8 in a row, nice. They were missing their best rd and still went 4-0 twice. This is end game team and has all of the necessary tools and assets to be the best team in the west by far. Gren and Dmac did an insane job with bidding and I love their team.

Biggest surprise: @x_-NuCkZy-_x really proved he is worth the whole barn. @Tonyy-I13I buzzzzzzz

Not surprised: @Kakkox24x is so good and wow omg so wow. (paid me to include him)

Biggest bust: @Big_gren for having a life outside of the lgahl
7-3-2 41 GF 36 GA +5 GD

Honestly did a great job in bidding and I think they are very good team out west. Probably one of the better lw duos in the league. IMO probably the steal of bidding with @S-Ghost86. The team will make playoffs guaranteed unless something extremely terrible happens. Like the team, pretty boring. But good.

Biggest surprise: @Brenmasta- I thought you would've gotten more north.

Not surprised: entire team tbh

Biggest bust: @Nolan_M-30 7.5m in the NHL and now negative in the ahl, maybe its rusty thumbs or something idk.

7-4-1 41 GF 29 GA +12 GD

I really like the wild. I think it is hilarious what they are doing to sharkie. Bidding honestly went as well as possible for Jyuhnn and company. With Bugsy on a free contract and some good bids on people like @toadder99- and @Lummyb. IMO will finish the season third in the WC. The only problem I have with this team is that their third line can't compete with a lot of other teams.

Biggest surprise: @FrewX93 is still a gross goalie. Was expecting a bit of a worse week coming off grinding lw.

Not surprised: @Lummyb knew him through mutual people and he's worth a contract in the ahl.

Biggest bust: @LargeDietDrKeIp noods is top but need you to heat up here.

7-5-0 35 GF 38 GA -3 GD

This team is not good. They are the first of the downfall of the west. The goalies are good but you have to be when you are facing 15+ shots a game. I think it is so dumb Buckley used his free agm spot on another center. I guess it would matter if they made playoffs but the goalies can only carry for so much.

Biggest surprise: @Capo_911 heat up kid.

Not surprised: @jasonx1755 filthy goalie.

Biggest bust: @Lamb_Chopz_27 I need better than a third-line center for a free contract.

6-5-1 34 GF 33 GA +1 GD

Besides from @Klaybuckets-, this team is just a bunch of chl try-hards. (Damien Pierce) These guys will probably for some stupid reason be in the playoff race. No reason why I think this. Just feels like it will happen. If they make playoffs it will be a quick sweep for whoever is in first though.

Biggest surprise: @Klaybuckets- elite stats!

Not surprised: @Jakobwells05 knew the kid was bad.

Biggest bust: @Jacob has been bumming it in the chl forever and comes to the ahl and drops an egg.

6-6-0 35 GF 48 GA -13 GD

One-line team. Did a horrible job in bidding. Their best players are all overpaid and they won't be able to find other owners to get them. Don't get me wrong I think Cow, Mawson, Duschene, and Evan are all good players in their own regards. But they all got overpaid and now expectations are high and they need to meet them.

Biggest surprise: @xkilluh95x nice.

Not surprised: @CowTheDon top g now top c.

Biggest bust: @x2Apollo4x why the hell did they let you manage.

4-8-0 28 GF 43 GA -15 GD

Going to be a tight race with the Marlies for the toilet bowl. Not much to say. Team is bad, has almost no cap space to do anything with. Rip season.

Biggest surprise: their 4 wins.

Not surprised: everyone, the team is bad.

Biggest bust: @LG Bogs for letting these idiots manage.


Western Pacific

7-5-0 39 GF 39 GA 0 GD

The best top line in the league? It's for sure not out of the question. They have so extremely good bids in @silverstxin and @Joseph_Veber33. But the only thing that scares me about this team, their rd depth besides from zKoivu and if their second or third line can compete with other teams. Week one they went 3-5 outside of their top line, wouldn't scare me too much.

Biggest surprise: @ItsLordTrauma let him cook.

Not surprised: The entire team.

Biggest bust: anyone outside of the top line.

7-5-0 42 GF 41 GA +1 GD

There's no chance this is a real team. What the hell? Like their top line is most good teams second. This just shows how much weaker the west is than the east. If they were in the east they would not be above 500 that's a guarantee.

Biggest surprise: @twbai75 for getting a bid.

Not surprised: @TrevorZegras need this out of you every single week.

Biggest bust: @Userpic1306 wtf. worst-rated center.

6-4-2 37 GF 31 GA +6 GD

KUTTNKORNAZ. yk what. This team is not that bad tbh. Matteo is a good price, Kuttn is about 6m underpaid so that's a good price. Knights is good if I'm remembering correctly. Applause to management for not shitting the bed like some of these other gms.

Biggest surprise: @xMatteo77- having a 76 on defense is insane.

Not surprised: @KnightsATL nice.

Biggest bust: @KuttnKornerz need a 100 from you every game of every week.

6-4-1 0 GF 0 GA 0 GD

I don't know how @GonzoArmstrong has missed one season in the history of the LGPSN and still can't stay in the NHL or even build a decent team. Like besides from the top line this team has almost no depth. Other than the rw position this team has a lot of holes that would need to get filled. Like what are we doing here fuck.

Biggest surprise: @xShxyne nice.

Not surprised: @GonzoArmstrong assnee.

Biggest bust: @Jmm420 apparently ahl is life for him. but not anymore.

6-4-2 39 GF 37 GA +2 GD

The 2k clan did show up and show out. But the third line for sure did not. This is a good team, even though they are all the way down in 5th on the "Rankings" they are still tied for first place in the WP. This team will in my opinion win the division. I don't think anyone besides the condors will challenge them from the second seed.

Biggest surprise: @xolliethegoaliex having a life outside of chel! cant do that

Not surprised: @xFIow-_- @xMids-_- @xMarny-_- if you have the same names you need to be good at ur respective game.

Biggest bust: @itsI3unt ur a goat hunter but need you to step it up next week.

6-5-1 42 GF 46 GA -4 GD

I know bsavage was supposed to take this team but got brought up to the NHL, but. Mythic has been with him for quite a while now. I don't really know what to think about this team. I want to say that I think they are good but then they bid on a mf named @Joelover71 like what in the what.

Biggest surprise: isn't one.

Not surprised: @SpaghettiSquill should be starting g. so top.

Biggest bust: @Ironside197 I was told ur the best lw in the ahl. Prove it.

5-5-2 39 GF 45 GA -6 GD

what a weird team. not a playoff contender. just a weird team. very boring. Oatbox is good I played with him at like 4 am one time. Weird bids they got going on over there. But this team isn't going to do anything big unless they change some big things.

Biggest surprise: @SpooonTheGoon heat up cnc lord.

Not surprised: @HeyKep Hey Kep.

Biggest bust: @ShowtimeSacco I remembered I got egoed by this guy when I was a tc. Why are you protected at 3m

4-5-3 30 GF 38 GA -6 GD

THISS TEAM. I have absolutely no fucking idea what happened. I really like what they have going on over here. Idk why they have such a bad record. They are IMO a top 5 team in the west, they should definitely be in the playoffs. There just isn't any logical reasoning, they are on the same line as people I would assume they are playing with. There wasn't a sui line or tc's playing. IDK. might need someone to talk to me and explain what happened.

Biggest surprise: THE RECORD.

Not surprised: @Randymarsh2012 Thats a gutless stat line.

Biggest bust: @John_Dean_Love The nicest guy I've ever met and was really good the last time I played with him. Heat up next week man.




So, with that done. Next week I go on vacation after my LGAHL games. I might do media while I'm in California or I might post a picture of the beach and draw a dick in the sand and say that's good enough. Idk depends on how I feel.

 

Jewell, u never join my inv but ily. thanks for the kind words for my family

 

Hey Crexmin

 

Proper

 

that's because you invite me at 4 in the morning 5 hours after I stopped playing

 

Ok

 

Good media thank you for doing these

 

Time for u to set ur alarm

 

Thanks Jewell! ❤️

 

How come guys who have never played a game in the N do media? Also, 8 games in the A. Appreciate you trying pal; but go do some media for the C.

 

Lol you got to remember if they don’t know players they just call them shit and move on. Lol funny how our top line would be teams second… again media need to do research before putting their foot in the mouth And sound like an idiot. But good job taking the time to write stuff out

 

It’s the hogwarts clan now 2k was so 2 weeks ago

 

excellent media but i can confirm the gulls are just a optical illusion

 

Well done

 

Did you just slam your first line by calling them other teams second line or did you get so upset at free media that you whiffed that hard? Either way it's goofy but I'm curious now lol

 

AYOOOOOOO.

 

Which gull hurt you?

 

Kawwwww

 

https://www.leaguegaming.com/forums.../league&action=league&page=game&gameid=613031

@Persinger92 and @Userpic1306's big time Game 7 performance in the Calder Cup Finals. Proud of these 2nd line shitters.

 

xjewell more like top media man