Hard Seltzers Ranked

Give the lemonade trulys a shot, big fan

 

1. Four Loko Seltzers

 

The Kraken black spice rum for the win

 

Question: Do you tuck your peen between your legs and walk around like you’re a lady while sipping these?

#wherehaveallthemengone

 

Natty Seltzers top 3 don’t @ me, High Noons are incredible 10/10

 

All these beer drinkers are 100% the guys that wear their men’s league softball uniforms to the sports bar and their pickup line is telling a girl they went 3-4 with two doubles...

 

They’ve been where im at for the past few months in quebec

 

Updated - Natty Light Seltzer take the 3 spot. 6% alcohol compared to the usual 4.5

 

@ me pussy

 

Nauti Hard Seltzer ehhhh

 

I have purchased Truly Wild Berry hard seltzer. I will attempt to drink it tonight.

 

Ok, following up here are some thoughts:
Pros
1- I didn’t throw up when tasting it.
2- I can see how they would be very refreshing in the heat of the day.

Cons
1- No way you can get sufficiently drunk on these things, after all, that is the goal no?
2- These cans are clearly made for women or children. They don’t feel right in my hand and they don’t fit in my coozy!!! Am I going to have to get all new coozies!?!?!

@D4D USA

 

New update:
So I had a nice buzz going from my Summer Ale sixer. Then I practically chugged my Truly Wild Berry 6 pack and am completely sober. This is not how I wanted to spend my 4th of July.

2 thumbs down

Where’s my bourbon?!

 

@GladiatorOnVHS

 

Seltzers are the alcohol equivalent of vaping. If you’re a dude, I just assume you’re in high school if you drink it. Embarrassing.

 

Ice cold beer