Rant about media team and ASG

Discussion in 'Leaguegaming American Hockey League (LGAHL)' started by l41l Halak l41l, Jul 20, 2017.

  1. Andvaur

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    Because there weren't enough of these threads already, I'm going to make a new one. I was very disgruntled with the ASG pickings when I saw that I, with an impressive 68.9 SV% and 4.38 GAA, was not picked to represent my division. I am very insecure about myself and need to be recognized by strangers online about my hard work and effort put into this virtual hockey game because then I will feel like I have finally accomplished something in my life (sorry dad) and I have had it with the blatant disregard for my play just because I'm not good at the game. Media team, you have clearly and beyond reasonable doubt have shown what you are capable of and what you truly are.

    The first oligarchy dates back to 1000 BC ancient Greece where Lycurgus, a spartan lawmaker, rose to power and turned Greece into an oligarchy. Several other countries such as Russia and China have since welcomed the ideology. Today's technology has become so advanced we are taking government online. The media team does not have selected representatives to vote for the players in the ASG or a popular vote; they chose the players themselves. This has been a continued approach to things like awards and ASG. We do not have to stand around and obey these avaricious ''humans'' if you dare even call them that. I think the proletariat of the LG community has had enough of the dreadful and authoritarian leadership. We will not back down, we will not go quietly into the night, I declare insurgency!

    Edit: THIS IS SATIRE HOLY SHIT YOU PEOPLE CANT TAKE A FUCKING JOKE
     
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    congrats you have a 68.9 SV% and 4.38 GAA and 6-8-1 record plus you have a 0-6 record in the nhl keep it up, you're having a great season

    #NominateHalakForASG
     
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    You say that like it's a bad thing
     
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    This is why we don't have nice things
     
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    So you are implying that LG does not currently have nice things. Nice things take work and effort ,many people are saying that they shouldn't complain about the ASG because they're lucky people like the media team even take time out of their day to help create things like these directly implying the media team does not produce nice things because nice things take work. This is a lie perpetuated by the leaders LG to further push their agenda on its large following to make them believe that you are on their side and working for them. Through months and well carefully calculated research by my team of highly educated partisans. This particular case here is reminiscent of the Russian Revolution of 1917.

    Capitalism is an ideology first introduced by Adam Smith in the 15th century and was made as an alternative to the agriculture that the economy surrounded upon at the time. Capitalism involves a free market where everything is bought and sold with money: a form of currency. The NHL franchise grosses millions every year. LG is a partner with not only NHL, but Xbox. So as long as LG has its visitors happy, they will suspect nothing and LG will only continue to grow. They will grow so large that they will be able to do something that will make them hundred of thousands, possible millions. I don't know what it is yet, but I will find out.
     
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    Admitting you are completely oblivious to the state of emergency LG is at. Once the truth come say out, once all is revealed about LG's murderous past. The pillage of innocent peasant's homes, the murder of innocent civilians, the mistreatment of those who break your dreadful rules.
     
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    Now I’m sure you have many good points here but you wrote a lot I saw oligarchy and you lost me. Please next time make another paragraph that says main idea. I can’t do these big paragraphs
     
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    This isn't a complaint lol it's a joke. I'm not actually being serious idk why everyone's taking this seriously it's satire
     
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    Ahh you see now this I can read :D
     
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    Basically I (JOKINGLY) said that the media team was an oligarchy and that we need to start a revolution
     
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    NotoriousFAT 00 Former LG media kingpin, Wine gum lover, LG dad.

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    Decent writer. Write a hockey related column next time. Fuck your oligarchy.
     
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    I (not jokingly) find it funny when people try and compare LG to real life issues and events. It really shows how well the site and LG has done that we have earned the same kind of status as the Russian Revolution

    My comments were directed at the fact that continued bitching and complaining only act as a deterrent to anyone New whom would like to step up and add fun things to the league. The vocal minority in several cases show so little appreciation that people would rather just sign up and show up for their games.

    That is truly one of our keenest sorrows. You being the author of such indepth satire pieces would like understand what my intentions were when I made these comments.
     
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