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Tcx7 Left Wing All According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting... - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but... the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games. - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing. - Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little... ...bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but... - So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry... - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! - Adam, stay with me. - I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. I... I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... But it's just a prance-about stage name! ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? - I'll sting you, you step on me. - Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the last chance I'll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? - Roses are flowers! - Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse. Actually, it's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. - Bees. - Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? - I believe I'm the pea. - The pea? It goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic... ...without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your float? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. - What'd you say, Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species... What are you doing? - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke? - No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. - Who's that? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory... That's Barry! ...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." - Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left, right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it's my turn. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow. - Hello. All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. - What? - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK. Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you. - But we're not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Oan we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that. 2017/04/22 15:15
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canuckftc12W Right Defense 4 2017/02/02 12:54
j_carlos_44 Right Wing All 2017/04/08 07:17
Noblood777 Left Wing All none 2017/04/10 04:06
Budz_780 Left Defense All 2017/04/13 12:25
Mr_Invidious Right Defense 6 2017/04/24 16:43
KCrusher33 Left Wing 5 2017/04/09 05:06
DomSquad100 Left Wing All 2017/04/07 07:16
FleshEatingAlien Center All 2017/04/13 11:22
Xx-INGLIS-xX Center All 2017/04/13 19:22
Tposey34 Goalie 4 2017/04/20 06:33
Water_wheels Left Wing 5 2017/04/13 17:15
jdheagle- Left Wing All Brett Favre 2017/04/07 07:16
brvsfan4 Right Wing All Can also play C 2017/04/19 11:52
ZingA-_- Left Defense 4 I am ZingA-_- LD or RD makes no difference to me 2017/04/16 16:36
Thesassman12 Left Wing All 2017/04/13 15:35
Nastyboyblake Left Defense All 2017/04/13 17:38
Kadri-- Left Wing VG 3 2017/04/16 15:31
bongboy5000 Left Defense VGHL All 2017/04/16 09:16
YoImCory Center VGHL 6 2017/04/13 12:46
FUQT Right Wing All 2017/04/21 06:03
IllVIBEZIll Right Wing All 2017/04/13 13:50
KQ31 Right Defense 5 2017/04/24 14:48
Kknodell Right Wing 4 2017/04/13 14:37
KaneL88I Left Defense VG All i suck 2017/04/07 07:16
Mooner2014 Goalie All 2017/02/02 12:54
eye2797 Left Wing 3 2017/04/14 22:01
Sabres2019 Center Vghl 4 2017/04/13 14:19
crofto40 Goalie 3 Switching from lw to goalie 2017/02/02 12:54
Polska_B0SS_780 Right Wing All 2017/04/07 10:09
SuDzy l92l Right Defense All 2017/04/09 14:46
stay_at_homed Left Defense Vghl All 2017/02/02 12:54
Jwva Right Defense 4 2017/04/08 20:18
Bo-Dangles10 Left Defense 5 2017/04/07 07:16
JiveTurkey x91x Right Wing 4 2017/04/13 18:03
Kojakle16 Right Defense All Message me if you have questions 2017/04/17 20:53
thesophist10 Right Defense 5 2017/04/07 08:51
smitheroo52 Left Wing 5 2017/04/15 07:44
Garnasty24 Right Defense 4 2017/04/24 05:44
vxWoytkiw8xv Left Defense All I have a no-trade clause. 2017/02/02 12:54
Filthy_Habitz Left Wing 3 2017/04/13 11:40
Trio_Bigmac- Right Defense 2 Sunday / tuesday 2017/02/02 12:54
x_Elite_76x Left Defense All I've been playing in LG before, I played s1 and s2, then I sold my ps4, but I'm back ! 2017/04/20 20:25
GallyChucky Right Wing All Only RW 2017/04/10 09:45
IIChEcKMaTeII Left Wing All 2017/04/13 14:55
jmligt Left Defense All 2017/04/13 20:45
beatzr Left Wing All 2017/04/25 11:11
Danglez777 Right Wing N/A All N/A 2017/04/07 11:29
droxx22 Left Defense 6 2017/04/15 10:57
HELLOVATER Left Defense 4 2017/04/18 09:09
B-Bunny Right Defense All 2017/04/13 11:46
Sedinpower Right Defense All 2017/04/13 10:18
sobo18 Left Wing 6 2017/02/02 12:54
kylebr333 Right Defense VGHL 5 2017/04/13 11:16
Dangles dRe Left Wing All 2017/04/13 15:24
twoATRfour Center Vghl, LGFA 3 2017/04/13 11:11
xNlGHTmare0NmyST Right Defense 3 2017/02/02 12:54
A_Raging_Sloth Center All 2017/04/08 21:48
ChiTownMenace Right Wing 3 2017/04/25 21:52
Dxwny Right Defense 6 2017/04/15 06:48
Forcebergs Right Wing 3 2017/02/02 12:54
JOKER554 Goalie 2 2017/04/25 17:56
M1keal Left Defense All LD / RD - I switch stick hand. 2017/04/08 08:16
CAPTA1N_P0WER Left Wing 3 2017/02/02 12:54
jdotrdot8121 Right Wing All 2017/04/19 12:30
C plust Center All 2017/04/13 11:10
NuttyOutlaw13 Left Wing All 2017/04/07 07:16
PolynomC Left Wing VGHL 2 2017/02/02 12:54
RAMBOKILLER_23 Goalie 2 2017/02/02 12:54
MolsonQ Right Wing 4 2017/04/16 19:44
Psulions32 Left Defense 4 2017/04/07 07:16
grenadinator11 Right Defense 4 2017/04/14 13:58
Benz0226 Center All 2017/04/21 22:15
geesteak Left Wing Vghl 4 2017/04/15 05:18
Woogie2216 Left Wing 3 2017/04/07 07:16
xXM1NORTHREATXx Left Wing 3 2017/04/13 12:15
BergysDeke Right Wing 4 2017/04/13 11:14
OGPotsie Left Defense 4 2017/04/23 10:39
WeTheNorth_87 Left Defense All 2017/04/22 10:52
patdene12 Goalie 2 2017/04/25 07:30
Bombaclakt Right Wing All 2017/02/02 12:54
radicalapex Right Defense VGHL All 2017/04/07 08:32
Holy_Coley Right Wing All 2017/04/13 18:29
sizzlakalonjii Left Wing All 2017/04/13 11:14
Coltcrazy Center 5 2017/04/13 12:52
TGolding007 Right Wing Virgin hockey 2 Vendetta 2017/04/22 22:20
realdemonX Center All 2017/04/13 14:20
Markis Right Defense 2 2017/02/02 12:54
howz_dat_taste Left Defense All 2017/04/13 16:36
EbonyFetishz Right Defense All 2017/04/07 07:16
XxOvertEnemyxX Left Defense 4 2017/04/17 16:37
KingClutch x 77 Right Defense LGHL Xbox 5 2017/04/15 17:13
xCr0sbyXx87 Goalie 2 Only playing 3 a week don't pick me up if u need me to play more. 2017/04/20 14:32
TGil36 Right Wing All 2017/02/02 12:54
Champagne_97x Center All 2017/04/15 06:55
Mattdisney111 Goalie All 2017/02/02 12:54
x-Skinner-_53_- Center All I'm fucking center! 2017/02/02 12:54
Mattherock Left Defense 4 Good lef d Man 2017/02/02 12:54
rottingflesh666 Left Defense All 2017/02/02 12:54
Mathqc22 Right Wing Vg 2 I play lw c and rw do what ever you want with me but let me be a fwd lol 2017/04/07 23:07
canada_87 Left Wing All Only good at LW 2017/02/02 12:54
RC-Boomer Center All 2017/04/13 13:31
Ja-girard Left Wing Spnhl 6 2017/04/13 17:06
AhL_Allstar-3 Goalie All 2017/02/02 12:54
tormentedgoth666 Left Wing 3 2017/04/22 16:06
Corked87 Right Defense All 2017/02/02 12:54
DevilsPride4 Right Wing All 2017/04/12 17:42
mr--bardown Left Wing vghl All 2017/02/02 12:54
coorsi88 Right Wing 4 2017/04/13 11:10
rV_CLuTcHz Left Wing 4 2017/04/16 12:17
Jbarnett2001 Right Defense All 2017/04/17 02:18
Reps_71 Left Wing 5 2017/02/02 12:54
Flapjack8796 Center 6 C/LW/RW 2017/04/11 03:13
TheEndOfACircle Left Defense 2 2017/02/02 12:54
Kingbloodpa23 Right Defense All 2017/04/13 11:29
II-Amazing-ll Center MHL All 2017/02/02 12:54
Primary Flash Left Defense 3 Availability is pretty bad due to work, but will try to be available for 4 to 6 games a week. 2017/04/21 23:08
DrtMcGrt Center VGHL All 2017/04/14 11:24
Sabres930 Left Defense All 2017/04/19 14:27
eZDangles Center 3 won't play for West Central team 2017/02/02 12:54
cfaia30 Right Wing 5 2017/04/14 00:32
KASHED006 Left Defense Vghl All 2017/04/13 14:07
Kepler14733 Left Defense All 2017/04/13 11:20
ZoGood Right Wing SSHL,VGHL 3 2017/04/13 18:27
XxSNIPExxUxX Left Wing All 2017/04/22 18:41
Thewall6687 Right Defense All I can play either defensive side to a season off of defense and now I am back to where I should be 2017/04/11 07:12
Man-Bear-Pig Left Defense 4 2017/04/07 07:16
Gour_x_71 Right Wing 5 2017/04/07 07:16
TikleMySackic Left Wing 4 2017/04/13 17:03
Snoop_651 Left Defense All 2017/02/02 12:54
FURY-69- Left Wing All While being able to play all nights, I have mush better ping from home on 250/100 Mbit fiber. So we all prefer if I play the 4 or 5 days a week where I can contribute. =) 2017/04/25 21:35
Dragonskull69 Goalie All 2017/04/21 09:20
KillsAKill- Left Wing All 2017/04/14 06:06
LRKrazyLR Left Defense 3 2017/04/12 13:03
rich2k8 Right Wing SSHL,VGHL All 2017/02/02 12:54
oriolerules44 Right Wing 4 2017/04/11 18:07
Scarcella89-_- Left Defense 3 2017/04/07 07:16
ggjoey427 Right Wing All can pay lw as well as i can play rw 2017/04/17 08:08
plyicehky Goalie All 2017/04/24 17:40
xXAucoin1Xx Right Wing 2 2017/02/02 12:54
TKDAwesome21 Left Defense All 2017/04/13 11:25
doundansticky Left Wing 4 2017/04/14 14:04
Atreyal Right Defense All 2017/04/07 07:16
XCAPEMYSCH--LONG Goalie 5 2017/04/23 13:58
Krok-o-dill Center 5 2017/04/08 07:32
JJLOOPS Right Wing All 2017/04/13 19:36
Breezy5457 Right Defense SPNHL All 2017/04/08 14:17
RaVerZe- Center vgh; All 2017/04/19 09:39
JLott0910 Right Wing All 2017/04/13 11:12
abdiel_666 Goalie All 2017/04/15 20:59
TheKaner_88 Right Defense 4 2017/04/07 07:16
cwmcwilly07 Right Wing All 2017/04/13 19:13
PteCyr Left Defense All 2017/04/13 19:21
BroadwayCJ97 Goalie All 2017/04/23 14:23
Illyfilly Left Defense All Idk 2017/02/02 12:54
Jg3542jg Left Defense 5 2017/04/13 18:22
JohnnyBearBalls Center 4 Great grinder and good defensively 2017/04/20 04:33
SteelCityFan17 Goalie VGHL 3 2017/04/12 19:44
actiondave13 Left Wing All 2017/04/13 11:29
kushedout412 Right Wing All 2017/04/13 14:17
T_H_E_C_H_E_F Left Wing All 2017/04/13 11:10
MikexMassacre Right Wing All 2017/04/23 08:17
xTiDanKilleR--55 Center All 2017/04/13 12:35
String_King666 Left Defense All 2017/04/23 01:34
francey2325 Left Wing All Can play any position LW is my most comfortable ld is 2nd most comfortable position. 2017/04/18 13:37
h3lln1nj4 Center 4 2017/04/17 13:30
Pasta_in_my_nose Right Wing All 2017/04/13 13:10
CoUnTeR-AtTaCk43 Right Wing All 2017/04/08 19:55
yeeyee_dipper Center 3 2017/04/18 16:47
JTowNE41 Goalie SSHL,VGHL 6 2017/04/15 17:39
CFairman7 Center 5 2017/04/08 16:45
Jlm1410 Center All 2017/04/07 07:16
Crazymarchese Left Wing 3 2017/02/02 12:54
Kingdano420 Right Defense 4 2017/04/14 11:50
DrOz2385 Goalie All 2017/04/13 11:50
lBl2llNlK Right Wing 2 2017/04/13 21:14
xKLuTchDoLphiNx Goalie All 2017/04/08 22:59
TylerLOEKEY Goalie 6 2017/04/13 11:35
skeymour Right Defense VGHL 2 2017/04/24 16:36
Chiefs323 Right Wing 3 I want to be on a team with my friend is that possible 2017/04/22 13:17
Joecon- Goalie All 2017/04/14 20:36
MrPenguin30 Goalie 4 2017/04/13 14:18
Uberpwned_6969 Goalie Spnhl 4 2017/04/13 11:20
Guccimane50 Left Wing 4 2017/04/07 07:16
M-A-Skotlas20 Left Defense All May Vary as always, very good availability generally 2017/04/13 12:47
PghFANATIC Left Defense 6 2017/04/17 16:37
BlackhawksHawkey Left Wing All 2017/04/23 16:22
ryofthebeholder Left Defense 2 2017/04/08 17:55
moosapotamus33 Goalie All 2017/04/25 12:48
DC_Lumpy Goalie All 2017/04/13 15:37
Nypd09 Right Wing 5 2017/04/13 17:33
Chikenbiskit Left Wing 5 2017/04/10 16:50
x_Jedi_x420 Left Wing All Imma Jedi 2017/02/02 12:54
TAITERx32 Left Wing 2 2017/04/20 14:35
Mathdouble2 Right Defense 3 2017/04/15 23:17
ric-sha1993 Right Defense All 2017/04/14 14:01
Kozmo483264 Left Wing All 2017/04/13 13:50
VoltageFusion Left Wing All 2017/04/14 21:10
Tekniks79 Left Defense All 2017/04/18 19:56
Kmac519 Right Defense All Can also play LD 2017/04/12 17:37
Ducksfanwaterloo Left Wing All "Nice guy, tried hard, loved the game" - Phil Kessel These are words that I love by 2017/04/13 15:02
headhunter9872 Goalie All 2017/04/22 12:15
jeff tremblay Left Wing All 2017/04/14 06:51
TheGua2dian Center All Owner of the London Knights S3 and S4 2017/04/13 20:16
B00gie_man--- Right Wing 6 2017/04/18 10:12
x_ReAcTiiOnz_71 Right Defense 2 2017/04/07 17:05
Brettzky88 Right Wing All 2017/04/15 19:02
Krazy-try Left Wing 4 2017/04/21 17:55
EnableVII Right Defense 3 2017/04/17 16:44
N_A_G_55 Right Wing 5 would like to be a owner nhl or chl 2017/04/07 11:42
Bali_91 Goalie 5 2017/04/17 13:44
deerhunter2911 Center All 2017/04/17 16:13
Mavsfan10 Right Wing All 2017/04/19 17:36
Scoring-Aces Center All 2017/04/13 11:12
jmm420 Center All Signing up as center but can play all fwds 2017/04/07 20:43
Boutch_87 Goalie All I also play SP and VG 2017/04/13 13:06
Perkosaurus13 Goalie All 2017/02/02 12:54
General_Lee_High Right Wing SSHL,UNHL 3 2017/04/13 13:40
Backroad2philly Left Defense 4 2017/04/13 12:10
xxSNIPESHOTxx21 Left Wing Vghl All 2017/04/13 15:49
The_Blind_Ref Left Wing All 2017/04/13 11:18
Karlsson_MVP Left Wing 2 LW only 2017/02/02 12:54
SabbyAy Left Wing 5 2017/04/12 19:02
danjohnson1323 Right Defense 4 2017/04/22 19:10
XxFiftyinFiftyxX Left Wing All 2017/04/13 19:45
hockeyhockey789 Right Wing All 2017/04/13 14:33
ultimateGamer940 Right Wing All Owner of the Pete's S4 would love to return as the owner 2017/04/14 06:33
ItsAPurpleDragon Right Defense All 2017/04/23 10:56
CSM0419 Left Wing 4 Descent player, I have great knowledge about NHL due to my hockey background!!!!!! 2017/04/10 20:09
quick_scope_14 Center All 2017/04/15 00:17
p0itraz2z Center 3 2017/04/13 20:28
Agent-X-555 Center 4 I'm DEEEEECENT!!! Let's shake n bake 2017/04/16 22:22
S4l636 Left Defense All 2017/04/20 12:00
craig78917891 Goalie 3 nope 2017/04/25 15:48
Pooler2012 Right Defense 3 2017/04/13 13:08
Bufflechuck Center All 2017/04/25 15:30
G0uin__21 Goalie All 2017/04/13 11:37
HazeeHype Right Wing All 2017/04/24 18:50
Ltz_McLovin Right Wing All 2017/04/14 20:19
Vikes Right Defense All 2017/04/10 15:38
Hatrickchris513 Right Wing All 2017/04/13 12:00
WhatsTheMaatta Goalie All 2017/04/14 08:54
Dazwyy Left Defense All 2017/04/07 07:16
HitByTheBest95 Right Defense All 2017/04/13 18:42
NatureX Right Defense 3 2017/04/14 13:56
Tk3rr1994 Right Defense 6 2017/04/13 14:01
ll_Larkin_71_ll Center 5 2017/04/14 20:20
marshk1 Center 3 2017/04/20 13:16
the_tack Center 2 2017/04/14 19:59
Fumancheezy_ Left Defense All 2017/04/09 14:08
jewofcanada Center 3 2017/04/07 07:16
II-Entryy-II Left Defense All i love you 2017/04/07 07:16
abbazabba24 Center 4 2017/04/18 17:28
TCTC2012 Left Defense 4 2017/04/13 18:07
Rowbo73 Center 5 2017/04/13 11:19
Live_by_SIN Left Wing All 2017/04/13 11:47
Polgz- Left Wing 5 CPU here 2017/04/16 14:46
Spkstr69 Right Defense All 2017/04/09 20:54
Renaudturbo04 Right Wing 3 2017/04/14 07:14
Giddeus12 Left Defense All 2017/04/09 13:05
Tee-Forty Goalie 3 2017/04/15 14:22
SneakyZeek Left Wing 5 2017/04/07 07:16
Zammoth Right Wing All 2017/04/07 18:10
KillerCookie993 Left Defense 4 2017/04/23 09:11
jgiroux4 Left Wing All 2017/04/11 08:44
Rancher12345 Goalie All 2017/04/13 18:44
REDwings134013 Goalie SSHL,SPNHL All 2017/04/21 14:57
Peril_G2 Left Wing All Can play both sides 2017/04/11 22:09
bstende Left Defense All 2017/02/02 12:54
Le-TKeSS Center All 2017/02/02 12:54
drdetroit317 Right Defense 4 2017/04/13 14:29
sanjose01 Goalie All 2017/04/15 04:30
mikeydee1 Goalie All 2017/04/14 13:30
j_marz25 Center 6 2017/04/07 07:16
ImSikBoi Left Defense 6 2017/04/13 13:28
xNav61 Left Wing 5 2017/04/13 11:12
Scores-alot Left Wing 5 2017/04/23 22:42
Flyersap Goalie 4 2017/04/23 16:52
Veclaran Goalie 4 2017/04/07 11:15
Bigc9791 Left Defense All 2017/04/14 05:10
Beast_6776 Left Wing 3 2017/04/13 22:37
Crippin_Allday Left Wing 3 2017/04/17 20:26
SebCrakpot Right Wing 4 2017/04/14 03:21
OptimusPrimus77 Right Defense All 2017/04/13 13:09
jodcar18 Goalie All Play rd as well. 2017/04/13 18:10
Deedsl34l Center VGHL All 2017/04/16 19:34
MAGIC_MIKEY1 Right Wing 5 2017/04/13 11:15
alanscanucks Center All 2017/04/07 07:16
matz0622 Right Defense All 2017/04/22 08:05
johnst0ne1976 Left Wing 4 2017/04/17 08:39
Beened Right Defense 4 The real 2-way D man! 2017/04/13 23:41
Pugz_360 Left Wing All 2017/04/12 07:34
balake96 Goalie All 2017/04/07 07:16
A_CapTa1N_A Right Wing 4 2017/04/07 07:16
ApexPredator724 Goalie All 2017/04/13 11:15
AC_gee Left Defense 3 2017/04/13 11:32
Timmycdogg Left Defense All 2017/04/13 12:09
TheMechanic09 Left Defense 4 2017/04/15 17:22
Canate94 Right Wing All 2017/04/13 11:11
sessman Left Wing 4 2017/04/20 07:32
thekiller9879 Right Defense All 2017/04/13 11:28
nick_k12 Right Defense 5 2017/04/07 14:25
jonshadow12 Left Defense All 2017/04/07 18:12
Dabbbswilldo Center 5 2017/04/15 06:24
belisleluc63 Goalie MHL,HNHL,OPTHL,HVHL,SSHL, 5 I also play right defence 2017/04/16 12:14
Gwarsloth Right Defense 3 2017/04/12 17:20
calmblueicex Right Defense 4 :) 2017/02/02 12:54
jiccy31 Right Wing All ONLY RW 2017/04/15 13:50
xtoastyQcx Center All 2017/04/14 16:40
Chriz1265443 Center 4 2017/04/17 15:44
Y0UNGI3UCKZ Center All 2017/04/13 21:12
Piezrus Right Wing All 2017/04/13 11:46
IRev1S Goalie VGNHL 4 Availability will depend in the league that I'm in, since I currently play 6 games a week in the VGNHL 2017/04/13 12:58
Fruiter_ Right Defense 5 I am studying for the OAT exam and working during the summer for that college debt. I should be free most of the days. 2017/04/15 14:56
Wasteaway44 Right Wing 1 i can only play wednesdays 2017/04/24 10:46
budymaya Left Wing 5 2017/04/14 17:33
killerzqc Center All 2017/04/13 12:50
TheShaftDaddy Center All 2017/04/12 13:59
SgtVandoos Goalie 3 2017/04/13 12:36
carl0419 Left Wing 4 2017/04/21 16:03
WhosDuke Right Wing All 2017/04/13 11:35
Payner Goalie LGHL xbox 4 Goalie for lghl redwings on xbox 2017/04/18 16:45
GaryLemley Center All Season 4 owner of the Chicoutimi Sagueneens 2017/04/21 17:31
dannyk2399 Right Wing 3 2017/04/20 19:08
bkeis Left Defense All 2017/04/15 14:26
N_w_A_I99I Left Wing All 2017/04/07 07:16
purp_kush187 Left Defense 4 2017/04/23 17:06
x-_price-31_-x Right Defense 5 2017/04/13 12:06
X4x-HaLL-x4x Right Wing All 2017/04/25 18:17
JMB--1990 Right Defense All 2017/04/24 04:17
Smackbagger Right Defense 5 2017/04/17 15:05
GalchyTheBeast27 Left Wing All 2017/04/13 11:32
Girgs28 Left Defense All 2017/04/13 20:05
Hervieux09 Right Wing Qchl All 2017/04/13 14:14
Cwooks Left Defense 3 2017/04/08 13:24
DufOurmick Right Wing VGHL All Is that possible to have a Owner or GM spot please ? Thank to look at it 2017/04/17 18:38
wolfric_99 Right Defense 3 2017/04/19 15:13
calhockey10 Left Wing 5 2017/04/16 07:23
xXWeedFarmerXx Right Defense All 2017/02/02 12:54
jets-2016 Left Wing All 2017/04/13 11:20
Jkap123 Center 1 Pretty busy with work, might be going abroad for few weeks so probably only available for half the season at most, but would still love to get some games in. 2017/04/13 19:40
STOKEYOKES83 Center 3 2017/04/14 12:47
CBarbs Goalie All 2017/04/13 16:35
twobent Right Wing All 2017/04/21 22:21
Six96969 Right Wing All 2017/04/13 11:14
Gutta_gun29 Center All 2017/04/16 21:02
killer_scotch Center VGHL 4 2017/04/13 11:21
xxfirmhamshakexx Left Wing 2 2017/04/24 18:49
Matsab1515 Left Wing 6 I can also play rw. Either one is fine for me 2017/04/13 11:58
fetcher08 Center All 2017/04/08 06:49
x-l3l_l1l-x Right Wing All 2017/04/09 10:44
nazzy2face Left Wing 3 2017/04/13 13:44
VNM_25 Left Defense 4 2017/04/10 18:24
leblond1112 Goalie All 2017/04/13 12:00
SandmanHTMF Right Wing All 2017/04/17 07:22
Unabuga6 Goalie 5 BARRIE GODDESS 2017/04/12 16:16
Applauded_killer Right Wing All 2017/04/13 13:06
jumpyg1258 Right Defense 6 2017/04/22 11:57
Cpt_Kritter17 Left Wing All 2017/04/13 15:01
sINGLE-g6_ Right Wing All 2017/04/15 05:12
zeffster Goalie 3 2017/04/16 11:26
Bane6788 Right Defense 4 2017/04/13 21:59
CJSnipes3 Center 5 2017/04/12 19:49
DG_Keeper Right Defense All 2017/04/13 11:28
lpfortin Right Wing 5 2017/04/13 12:13
HabtasticxWIN Center 6 2017/04/13 11:13
bNYCe83 Goalie All 2017/04/13 17:51
Rockgosu4 Left Wing All Some CHL TC games should be cool to keep the people actif 2017/04/13 13:09
munchkiny1980 Left Defense All 2017/04/23 16:20
commodore0822 Left Defense 5 2017/04/14 08:55
Gritty13 Right Wing All 2017/04/25 19:06
KyleY12 Left Defense 2 2017/04/07 07:16
Domspops Left Wing 6 2017/04/08 10:13
Krt-Peanutbutter Goalie All 2017/04/08 15:02
D-rick18 Left Wing All 2017/04/23 13:46
nosburrito Right Defense 5 2017/04/14 11:45
Goblues2012 Goalie 5 2017/04/07 08:57
lx JoneZ xl Goalie 4 CHINA 2017/04/23 21:04
bottle_man Left Wing 2 2017/04/13 11:13
Full_melt707 Right Defense All 2017/04/13 11:12
Double_brah Center All 2017/04/13 18:35
Arizona4life1107 Goalie 6 Also play D right or Left 2017/04/16 06:25
Jasmin3232 Left Defense All 2017/04/13 14:21
FU2-GnomeofDeath Left Wing All 2017/04/13 12:45
Traz615 Center 4 2017/04/13 11:15
Mazzatti Center 5 2017/04/14 11:24
XvSniiper_21 Left Wing All 2017/04/15 06:04
Stooner20 Right Wing All 2017/04/25 12:53
AMAZEuS_88 Center VG All 2017/04/13 11:22
WarLock_1994_380 Left Defense All 2017/04/13 12:37
Beautygem64 Left Wing 2 2017/04/14 06:06
HABS_11_31_6 Left Wing All 2017/04/13 11:28
Advancedhuman Center 4 Get out the sunscreen cause I'm going to light the lamp 2017/04/16 12:40
Thevandal1987 Left Defense All 2017/04/14 17:28
TMills61_ Right Wing VGHL All 2017/04/07 07:16
STLstash Center Vhl All 2017/04/22 12:08
Mark98241 Left Defense All 2017/04/18 15:24
Cougars_Hockey18 Goalie All Go Petes Go :) 2017/04/13 11:14
Iceblock84 Left Defense All 2017/04/13 15:09
TrapMC Goalie 6 2017/04/13 11:13
ImaDoer3 Left Wing 6 2017/04/07 07:16
Etsy29 Left Defense Fifa psn 3 2017/04/18 00:44
woeisme2185 Left Defense All Solid LD, can play RD as well. 2 season Managment Experience in LG 2017/04/07 18:07
shawn040798 Left Wing All 2017/04/16 21:31
Iceguy007 Right Wing 5 2017/04/19 17:09
fred_spence Left Wing All 2017/02/02 12:54
KillerSnipez187 Left Defense All 2017/04/13 12:58
DaBears182 Left Defense 2 2017/04/13 15:29
Replacables Center 3 My floor, for playing, should be 3 nights a week. It will in all likely hood be more then 3. 2017/04/18 10:41
grassi__ Left Wing 2 2017/04/16 20:22
sjackson2324 Right Wing Vghl All Can play any position except goalie 2017/04/13 13:57
I2I-Way-Hockey Center 3 2017/04/07 07:16
svvisco Left Defense 4 2017/04/12 17:48
BakonBlitz Left Defense 5 I play both sides pretty evenly. I only chose LD because im a right handed person. (I switch stick sides for the one-timer) 2017/04/24 16:35
Speedyturtle2017 Left Defense All 2017/02/02 12:54
shepard-88- Center 5 2017/04/20 10:11
wesmess755 Goalie 4 2017/04/15 19:17
Badou06 Center All 2017/04/07 07:16
MrGiraud Goalie 5 2017/04/13 20:34
Duckweed1989 Left Wing 5 2017/04/11 17:27
UrAnNub Right Wing 6 2017/04/14 08:45
afro_5amurai_454 Left Wing 3 2017/04/14 12:26
Mekilu Left Wing 5 2017/04/16 08:48
chpmnk1121 Goalie 4 2017/04/13 13:14
Vanessa graf Goalie 4 I work overnights between Thursday Night to Saturday night. 2017/04/07 19:27
Furdayzbuddy Left Wing All 2017/02/02 12:54
KimOPereZ Left Defense 4 2017/04/20 18:49
Mclub326 Right Wing All 2017/04/07 07:16
JSILVERS Left Defense All 2017/04/07 07:16
Ri7goalie Left Defense All 2017/04/10 06:27
NjDevil08 Left Wing 4 2017/04/07 07:16
dparans_ Left Defense 5 2017/04/07 07:16
B4Dn3wsJER3 Goalie All Ill be a steal for 500k . Trust me 2017/04/13 11:19
BlNAURAL Left Wing 3 2017/04/19 15:58
TheGrumpyCatRulZ Left Wing 4 I work nights. So the only games I can play are 8:30 or 9:30. 2017/04/13 13:43
xDefenestrate- Right Wing All 2017/02/02 12:54
MeltingSnowman94 Goalie All 2017/04/13 13:14
Tibbytwo Goalie 5 2017/04/13 11:13
Dylan_Bellz Right Wing All 2017/04/08 09:48
Dangletownsniper Right Wing All 2017/02/02 12:54
Marner93 Right Wing All 2017/04/14 09:40
RSandyy71 Center 4 2017/04/07 07:16
Mann_060 Right Wing LGRL All Can play G aswell 2017/04/11 12:32
xX__CINEMA__Xx Left Wing All Last season thy messes up my position and switched me to RD, I am only a winger please don't mix it up 2017/04/13 11:20
Bry2230 Right Defense 4 2017/02/02 12:54
Austin2997 Left Defense All 2017/04/25 12:57
Vito_Corleone Right Defense VGHL All 2017/02/02 12:54
LKG_REAPERSRAGE Goalie All 2017/04/13 12:19
xTarasenko91_ Right Wing All 2017/04/07 07:16
Kingbling647 Center All 2017/04/07 07:16
GOAT_Neal Right Defense 4 2017/04/07 10:01
Slowdethmarch420 Goalie All 2017/04/13 11:12
chiuxjai Center All i can play any fwd or goalie if team really needs alot of poeple say that my best pos is goalie 2017/04/14 07:19
DaKnot Center 4 C and/or LW 2017/04/15 11:55
iLLuminOttie Right Defense All 2017/04/07 20:08
Shmucked Goalie All 2017/04/07 07:16
xxPIGROASTER88xx Right Defense 4 2017/04/08 12:30
Rickchel98 Center All 2017/04/07 07:16
Tony2251 Left Defense 4 2017/04/14 08:01
koberipple Goalie All 2017/04/13 11:13
XxGumpeRxx Right Defense All I also play rw. My preference is either f or d on the right side 2017/02/02 12:54
SidTheKid_PiTT87 Center 4 Can play any forward position. 2017/04/07 07:16
skenny999 Right Wing All 2017/04/13 16:52
Kevdak Left Wing All 2017/04/13 11:40
Bosanceros1992 Right Defense 3 2017/04/13 13:39
BlackDawgg71 Goalie MHL,HNHL,OPTHL,HVHL,SSHL, 5 2017/04/24 13:24
Orbog Center 4 2017/04/17 15:32
big_tony666 Left Wing Vghl All 2017/04/13 11:13
x25j75x Left Wing SSHL,UNHL 4 When will management signups be open? 2017/04/07 10:43
LCE_Ray Left Defense 5 can play either side 2017/04/07 07:16
BANJOBOY19 Goalie All 2017/04/14 18:29
TrapHouseLegend- Center All 2017/04/07 07:16
Darkangel16536 Right Wing All 2017/04/13 16:01
xGianTx Right Defense All 2017/04/13 18:24
Robbed95 Right Wing All 2017/04/13 16:07
Agesquod Center All I'm currently GM of the Quebec Remparts, 2 season in the chl. I'm a two-way center, defense is an important aspect of my game. I can also play LW. 2017/04/07 12:31
Daylight99 Center All 2017/04/07 07:16
Mjolnir_49 Right Wing All Returning Owner of Saginaw Spirit 2017/04/13 12:41
Germanbomber905 Left Wing All 2017/04/14 14:38
Degraves5 Left Wing All 2017/04/13 11:18
Ucantcme_kamakaz Goalie All 2017/04/15 09:14
Desyd19 Right Defense 5 2017/04/07 07:16
Fishydangles Goalie All 2017/04/13 13:28
Joshleaman2015 Goalie 6 2017/04/13 13:54
Nino_Nemasis Right Defense 2 2017/02/02 12:54
LeTHaL_WEAPON-07 Right Wing 5 2017/04/13 11:32
Dshann88 Right Defense UNHL 5 2017/04/08 12:24
JefeHOOLI Goalie 5 2017/04/13 15:17
Pelley_ Left Wing All 2017/04/25 16:20
P1mpdaddypaddy45 Right Wing 4 2017/04/15 10:31
Titler73 Left Wing 2 2017/04/15 00:28
Theekevv88 Left Wing All 2017/04/07 08:05
DJ-JOEYD25 Right Wing 4 Looking for a good team to win with 2017/04/07 10:53
Beel-Zebub_13 Left Defense 2 2017/04/20 17:40
GEEOFF91 Center All 2017/04/13 11:28
Camelot28 Goalie 3 2017/04/13 14:02
Ram-z1987 Left Defense All 2017/04/13 13:19
Dr_Death_116 Right Defense All I can play either RD/LD and either right or left handed. 2017/04/13 11:45
pittpensfan76 Left Defense All 2017/04/13 11:19
savanas1982 Left Wing All 2017/04/13 18:40
Kennethon3000 Left Defense All 2017/04/13 15:15
Lcplx2 Center All 2017/04/17 17:30
gatesse Left Defense All I can play LD my record was 15-9-3 2017/04/13 18:55
mattperrault Left Defense All 2017/04/07 07:16
doyers Right Defense 5 2017/04/13 11:14
steezy Right Wing All 2017/04/16 14:11
x-Speedy4DayZ-x Right Defense All 2017/04/07 07:16
almasoul4242 Left Wing All 2017/04/13 15:42
Hammett2717 Left Defense All 2017/04/07 08:46
DirtyDeeds2002 Goalie X1HL All 2017/04/11 15:48
Who_AreU- Left Wing 5 2017/04/17 21:29
roofioooohh Right Wing 4 2017/04/13 11:14
xxcardsharkxx406 Left Defense 5 One week l can play 3 nights ther week 2 nights 2017/04/15 00:43
thebigpeach22 Left Wing All I'm probably the best Peach in the league. 2017/04/15 15:35
Ducksfan123 Right Wing All 2017/04/07 07:16
XxDreamtheaterX Goalie All 2017/04/13 11:13
Testify911 Right Wing 4 2017/04/13 17:55
toadstooler Goalie All 2017/04/25 15:21
Rahzki Right Defense VGPHL 5 2017/04/16 22:54
Atboud Left Defense 5 2017/04/08 13:06
sml09 Right Wing All 2017/04/13 11:17
John_SheIdon Right Defense All I'm eligible to play most nights except for when I'm scheduled in the Firehouse. I will inform whoever when my work days come up. 2017/04/07 07:16
Dirtyduster88 Center 4 2017/04/18 14:01
hyperd321 Left Wing 5 2017/04/13 15:14
xBrett97 Goalie 4 2017/04/07 07:16
lmaoBBK Right Wing 4 2017/04/07 07:16
in-c3p-ti0n_ Right Defense 5 If you are drafting based on stats i would like for you to look at the quality of the teams ive played against not just the numbers 2017/04/13 11:42
EddieDrag Right Defense All 2017/04/13 11:46
Macrocosm11 Right Defense All 2017/04/19 17:32
FlawLess_Swagga Left Defense 4 2017/04/13 12:33
soul2cold77 Left Defense All 2017/04/13 11:13
Towers_86 Right Defense All 2017/04/15 20:23
Damion0824 Left Defense 1 2017/04/13 12:02
AnotherNoob_1996 Left Wing 5 First timer 2017/04/21 17:06
Gwood_Boys Center All 2017/04/17 18:20
Mason Burns Right Wing 5 2017/04/18 14:34
TheNLShow Left Wing All 2017/04/14 19:41
TAR-Pit Right Defense 3 2017/04/13 11:27
iCHIRP18 Right Wing All 2017/04/10 22:06
Juice_Tron Right Defense 2 2017/04/07 07:16
asstchief209 Right Wing 4 2017/04/13 11:16
KingxYoda Goalie All 2017/04/17 15:22
Skullfox901 Center 5 2017/04/07 07:16
Rickstoneman11 Goalie All 2017/04/17 10:17
Cherrio226 Left Wing All 2017/04/13 14:56
Jsparky88 Left Defense 3 2017/04/10 17:09
Maxuter Right Defense All Lock down defence with long stretch pass ability 2017/04/24 15:44
gariepy36 Center VGPHL 5 2017/04/13 12:32
Rollerpig647 Center 3 Usually three days during week... and center or lw 2017/04/07 07:16
Rubbershoes Goalie All 2017/04/13 11:15
Windmillsfordayz Goalie All 2017/04/13 14:35
BossRoss_FD Left Defense 4 2017/04/07 07:16
H-spartan-G Goalie 3 2017/04/07 07:16
RAMPAGE1294 Left Wing 4 2017/04/14 22:13
Bill_E_Creasey Right Defense 6 2017/04/13 13:26
XDoctor-jackalX Left Wing All 2017/04/07 10:31
MidnightToker112 Left Wing 3 2017/04/13 13:50
KingKryptoMax Center 5 2017/04/16 12:20
Dinezza_77 Center 1 Normally a tendy, never tried forward before 2017/04/07 07:16
mcanadiens24 Left Defense VGHL, UNHL, LGFA PSN, LGBA PSN All 2017/04/08 08:10
GZUS19 Center All 2017/04/07 11:10
Chron-Beanz Right Wing All 2017/04/09 07:54
BryanAdoresLiz Right Wing All Elite forward. Works the cycle, has great vision and anticipation. Can skate with the best. 2017/04/12 17:55
justyno2 Left Defense All 2017/04/13 12:07
KRONIK_KING720 Center All 2017/04/09 07:55
PenguinsHockey__ Center 4 2017/04/07 07:16
Meatwad1062 Center All 2017/04/17 12:03
Nine2Fiver Right Defense 5 2017/04/11 16:36
Unkle_steel Right Wing All 2017/04/15 20:00
charmingdonut Right Defense 3 Due to work and a relationship, I can't guarantee which nights I'm available. I can assure you that I do take the league seriously and want to play as much as possible. 2017/04/18 20:02
Joeynova22 Right Wing All 2017/04/19 15:12
Jessieman13 Right Wing All 2017/04/15 17:52
hotwheels9966 Goalie All 2017/04/15 15:42
Iplay_for_keeps Right Wing 6 2017/04/23 22:16
eagle_eye515 Goalie 4 2017/04/13 11:25
JayFelic5 Center 5 2017/04/13 13:00
Pezdemic Left Defense 4 2017/04/13 11:58
TML34GOAT Center All 2017/04/24 08:30
Jays_m8 Goalie All 2017/04/24 23:52
DoCJ1gGY Center All 2017/04/18 18:06
LittleRaGoo28 Left Defense All 2017/04/07 10:31
wardaddy1223 Goalie 4 2017/04/17 18:12
Vish_b Right Wing All 2017/04/07 10:30
DumberryQc Left Wing SSHL,eml 4 2017/04/21 20:40
itsjodach Left Wing 6 I can play RW/C as secondary positions 2017/04/07 10:40
Visionary Right Wing All 2017/04/09 10:34
oBiLL3Yo Center All Good to go 2017/04/14 08:29
LukeIceey Center All 2017/04/10 13:24
RuthlessDefender Right Wing 3 2017/04/18 16:44
xcho9495 Center 4 2017/04/11 15:55
MN-StoneMason Right Defense All I can play any night of the week generally. Late games work best but can make early games 2017/04/20 15:24
xUnknown_31 Goalie 5 2017/04/07 16:40
dsully1087 Right Defense 4 2017/04/13 13:24
pemm Goalie 4 2017/04/24 17:07
Bill6_2000 Right Wing 2 2017/04/13 18:32
Air Raiders Center Xbox LGHL All 2017/04/13 15:51
oIntrinsic Goalie 5 Will not play D...can play LW or C also 2017/04/13 11:16
Maximuss001 Goalie All 2017/04/13 17:07
CCuriale9 Left Wing All 2017/04/07 14:46
BonusDruthers Center All 2017/04/07 10:26
FlyGuys9030 Right Wing All 2017/04/07 12:05
J_Pedro13 Center 5 2017/04/13 11:35
Lokii475 Goalie All 2017/04/07 10:55
Oh_Tangy Left Defense 5 English speaking 2017/04/17 14:27
Gym_Lahey69 Center 5 2017/04/16 08:57
BakedRiverOtter Goalie 3 Work schedule is flexible so I might be able to play more nights than 3 2017/04/07 10:31
Stamkos91 Left Defense 4 2017/04/07 18:58
smooth_op41 Left Wing All 2017/04/25 01:58
RageElemental Goalie 5 2017/04/07 07:57
xtremeclown1 Goalie 4 2017/04/14 15:37
Alltro1 Goalie 4 2017/04/12 13:28
brian000000082 Left Defense 5 2017/04/13 11:34
TupacYzermanian Right Wing All 2017/04/13 11:13
Berrakov Right Defense SPNHL All Just looking for a place to call home. 2017/04/13 21:35
zgbeastmode Goalie All 2017/04/20 17:48
eGodJumps Left Wing 6 Vish_b got carried 2017/04/07 12:15
realwheels_5 Left Wing 4 2017/04/11 18:19
Bigajd09 Goalie 4 2017/04/17 07:07
IvanLach Goalie 3 2017/04/11 15:27
TheRawdawg69 Goalie All 2017/04/13 18:48
Rockan40 Center 6 2017/04/13 17:57
Iron76Wolf Goalie 5 2017/04/07 12:26
Krewzii Goalie 5 i also play LW 2017/04/14 23:39
Asperzion Goalie All 2017/04/15 05:57
Shorey_Szn02 Right Wing 3 2017/04/12 17:54
O4thLinePlug Right Defense All 2017/04/13 16:46
ABIGFNJINX Goalie All play goal but also play defence 2017/04/09 09:04
LayLaEL Left Wing 5 2017/04/13 18:56
CJohnston_19 Right Defense 6 ELITE TOP DMAN NHL ELIGIBLE 2017/04/17 16:40
Mrkane2u88 Center All 2017/04/13 13:12
Soulscour83 Goalie All 2017/04/25 14:00
ZeRo_SyMPoThY Left Wing All 2017/04/13 14:28
Potato-Head48 Right Defense 6 2017/04/07 15:03
xMagicMan13x Right Wing All 2017/04/11 17:40
Silvio_kris Right Wing 5 Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air 2017/04/07 08:03
Camzi95 Right Wing 2 2017/04/22 12:07
manu2fast Right Defense 3 2017/04/13 11:39
kinglyme89 Right Wing All 2017/04/07 10:54
Sizzum12 Left Defense All 2017/04/13 12:24
CDN_whiteWALK3R Left Defense 1 I can only play Thursday nights as of now, but that could change. I can also play goalie if needed. 2017/04/15 07:07
blammogunz Right Defense 4 2017/04/14 03:56
Franchize378 Left Wing 6 2017/04/13 13:34
BurnsForNorris Left Defense All 2017/04/22 18:40
Josh Bayne Left Wing 5 2017/04/13 13:47
tabbs85 Goalie All 2017/04/13 15:12
xDUTCHY09 Right Wing 4 2017/04/08 11:29
LSCANUCK Goalie 5 2017/04/13 09:38
Kalvinator95 Right Wing All 2017/04/07 10:09
YouCanGetIt__ Right Wing All 2017/04/13 11:59
oz_OGES Center 6 2017/04/20 18:55
PatriotOfCanada Center All 2017/04/14 09:00
JRow514 Center All 2017/04/13 11:13
Novax_8 Left Defense 5 2017/04/13 17:38
SRH_prodegy Left Wing All 2017/04/24 05:56
DJxGrinder Center 6 2017/04/25 14:12
Kingparker613 Left Wing 5 2017/04/14 17:56
Trev_0202 Left Wing All 2017/04/13 16:29
mathew193 Center 4 2017/04/13 12:27
Meanstreets84 Right Wing 3 2017/04/17 00:39
flyers22890 Center All My secondary position is LW 2017/04/13 17:20
Jaydizzle420 Goalie Vghl 3 2017/04/25 18:49
XxToMMy6926xX Center 6 2017/04/07 10:41
bmacattack2389 Right Defense 4 2017/04/13 08:32
TheBuddhistTexan Right Defense 6 2017/04/13 11:14
D1ggy420 Left Defense 4 2017/04/14 14:36
three_eleven07 Left Wing 3 2017/04/13 14:49
ScRoTh_420 Right Wing All 2017/04/13 11:25
PR0D1GY_81 Right Defense Vghl All 2017/04/13 12:50
Killasound Left Defense 5 2017/04/14 11:09
TheShoeMoney Left Defense 3 2017/04/20 18:06
R1SK66 Right Wing All 2017/04/13 13:20
TrevorLahey5 Right Defense 5 2017/04/14 00:59
Sonsofanarchy677 Left Wing All 2017/04/13 15:23
Skitzo369 Right Wing VGHL All 2017/04/17 16:18
Smitson Right Wing 3 2017/04/23 11:22
isles2791 Center VGNHL 2 2-3 nights 2017/04/16 23:00
WilliamZicha Center All 2017/04/11 17:05
Baconweave Goalie 6 I play real hockey on Sundays. If my games are early, I can play Sunday LG. But about half of the Sundays are out. 2017/04/13 11:15
xFxExAxRx11 Right Defense All 2017/04/07 11:01
skullpuckyamotha Left Wing All 2017/04/13 11:18
WillardMcNasty Right Defense 4 2017/04/13 21:18
Nothin420 Right Wing All 2017/04/13 15:40
Josh hill68 Right Wing Chl All 2017/04/12 17:21
RurntMilk Left Defense 6 2017/04/25 13:03
Magicgamer26 Left Defense 3 2017/04/13 11:17
nickb1225 Left Wing All I'll play any position 2017/04/14 10:33
Spray_and_pray_ Left Wing 5 2017/04/12 17:59
korbusiness_20 Right Defense 4 Don't put me on vish_b's team 2017/04/20 18:06
Osker814 Right Wing 6 2017/04/07 10:45
Kgrilli Right Defense 5 2017/04/13 13:20
Meow_mix5280 Left Defense 4 2017/04/24 17:31
fanatic4hockey Left Defense 2 2017/04/13 18:13
Panetta55 Center All Fuckin just livin the dream chuckin sauce getting apples baud. Fuckin' Danny heater taught me everything I know boys. 2017/04/14 19:39
DabbZilla421 Goalie All 2017/04/15 08:18
Slickrick9876 Left Wing Vghl All 2017/04/13 11:23
Punany4 Left Wing 3 I'd like to sign up as an owner if you expand to the whl. 2017/04/13 11:15
LeCupidon Left Wing 4 2017/04/08 19:33
JGaut24 Right Wing All 2017/04/14 14:05
JRickk_ Left Wing All 2017/04/14 18:48
kcgaudette2013 Right Wing 4 2017/04/16 07:06
Lynyrd_Skynyrd Left Wing EASHL Club All primary position is LW but have played a lot on RW as well. 2017/04/13 11:30
areo0764 Center 5 2017/04/14 13:37
nibblingwalrus Goalie All 2017/04/13 13:01
Kunry_Gamer Left Defense All 2017/04/13 15:05
Re1nbrecht Left Wing All 2017/04/07 10:02
fishiswah Goalie 6 I can also play forward 2017/04/13 15:33
2TROUT Left Defense All 2017/04/15 08:03
melapelanxoxo Goalie 4 2017/04/14 08:59
PittZBT12 Left Wing 4 2017/04/13 21:36
The-Dominator-95 Right Defense 4 also play LD and G 2017/04/13 11:16
Deadlyone910 Center 4 2017/04/14 09:53
Tychi91 Center All 2017/04/13 12:38
Potatasalad Center UNHL 4 2017/04/13 12:10
Mr-Bodangles96 Goalie 3 2017/04/17 12:03
Ch1ps_Ah0y_59 Right Wing 4 2017/04/25 14:08
ItsbOnG42o Right Wing 3 2017/04/25 15:54
Feylox Left Defense All 2017/04/16 18:27
Canuckles77 Right Wing 5 2017/04/16 17:54
Bigkountry57 Left Wing 5 2017/04/16 07:39
WizardInBlack72 Right Defense All 2017/04/13 13:24
RarryxxVX Left Wing 6 2017/04/14 09:22
The_Real_Teal Left Defense 2 Sunday & Monday until the summer. Unless AHL games then the late game Tuesday - Thursday as well 2017/04/07 15:37
JUST_HIEBS Center All 2017/04/07 10:37
Habs3105 Goalie All 2017/04/13 19:39
Hell_hound_8914 Goalie 4 Can also play LD and winger 2017/04/13 18:35
marcmenton Right Defense 2 2017/04/20 13:28
teamslapaho Right Wing All 2017/04/13 11:47
O-jay23 Center All How can I apply for management 2017/04/13 11:25
itzrickybobby Right Wing Unhl 5 2017/04/07 10:14
squatchess73 Right Defense All 2017/04/08 13:18
Icedfire97 Goalie All 2017/04/13 15:26
silverbullit24 Right Defense PAVHL 4 2017/04/25 13:20
Patrick69123 Goalie All I work shift work so can't guarantee what days I can play 2017/04/16 19:40
nexxgod Left Defense MHL,HNHL,OPTHL,HVHL,SSHL, All Just want to play some hockey. Screw the politics 2017/04/13 11:25
TerryMinglewood Left Wing All 2017/04/08 09:32
keithguy Right Defense 3 2017/04/16 07:02
MyNamesMino Left Wing All 2017/04/13 15:37
Bullet8024 Goalie VGHL All 2017/04/10 21:23
davyl4 Left Wing 5 2017/04/13 11:49
Canadas__Game416 Right Defense All 2017/04/16 14:56
Deathmachine475 Left Wing All 2017/04/19 17:40
Red_Pepsi98 Right Wing 2 2017/04/16 21:36
punisher570305 Left Defense All 2017/04/13 17:12
cf_pat_652 Right Wing 5 2017/04/13 18:16
JRG173188 Left Wing SSHL,VGPHL 3 2017/04/13 20:01
xClovis7 Goalie All 2017/04/13 11:40
TheMulletKing Center 2 2017/04/15 09:39
GamingRendo Left Defense All 2017/04/18 13:23
Laine_x29x Right Wing All 2017/04/13 12:29
Itz_Clutchtato Left Wing 3 I can play any forward position and rd 2017/04/13 05:32
Tchemdoo Right Defense 2 2017/04/17 16:16
Jmiichh-Qc Left Wing Eml 4 2017/04/13 12:27
zTaylorHall4z Left Defense 4 2017/04/13 18:52
Cbertin10 Right Wing All 2017/04/13 11:14
Dev-O-91 Left Defense All 2017/04/14 13:02
Gbhockeyboy Goalie 4 Also play D 2017/04/10 11:22
Neexmo Left Wing 4 Usually available most night very strong sniper LW 2017/04/18 16:49
Clapaul Left Defense 5 2017/04/13 12:35
bdeez_nutz Center SSHL,UNHL All 2017/04/08 09:26
Nyboy914 Center 5 2017/04/13 14:53
Mclarke323 Right Defense 4 2017/04/20 12:41
Jay77 Center 3 2017/04/07 16:45
cyclone1189 Left Wing 4 2017/04/10 14:49
Sir_Nibblesalot Left Defense 5 2017/04/19 11:59
Burns2211 Goalie 4 2017/04/16 18:05
Tommyrr Right Defense 5 2017/04/20 14:54
IM_ON_WELFARE247 Right Wing All 2017/04/13 16:51
YaBoiixJP--o Left Defense 4 2017/04/15 21:28
fwillis Left Wing SSHL,unhl All 2017/04/13 11:16
egomaniacstud1 Left Defense 6 2017/04/11 13:11
EnvyTheGhost Right Wing 5 2017/04/10 17:06
Wheels-Bodangles Center 3 2017/04/16 16:53
Jawoba_9 Left Defense 3 2017/04/13 14:30
Charmop82 Left Wing 3 2017/04/15 21:23
face2face_ Right Wing 2 2017/04/07 22:05
hockey1355 Right Wing 3 2017/04/14 06:54
Pussasaurus Right Wing 2 2017/04/20 22:00
Xx19_Toews_19xX Goalie All Primary Position G. Secondary LW 2017/04/11 06:08
jham34 Right Wing 4 2017/04/13 12:00
Austin_Levesque Left Wing All 2017/04/14 17:38
hockey8989 Goalie 4 2017/04/14 16:39
sb_3145 Goalie 4 2017/04/23 10:56
MajiikalSniipes Left Defense All 2017/04/13 11:14
frite069 Left Defense All 2017/04/13 16:44
FndigBigfootBobo Left Defense 5 2017/04/08 22:08
BReWsKiiS Center All 2017/04/13 13:25
roscoclibbins Right Defense 5 2017/04/15 08:24
tommyboii Right Wing SSHL,SPNHL 3 2017/04/19 14:09
priceless_1982 Goalie 6 2017/04/13 13:35
BlasiaNation Goalie 2 2017/04/13 11:37
kingsofavalon Right Defense 6 2017/04/07 08:05
Schafs29 Left Wing All 2017/04/17 10:43
blackhamster_21 Left Defense 5 I play rd and G also 2017/04/13 12:06
Hoss7725 Center 4 2017/04/11 16:58
BGuth8 Right Defense 3 2017/04/13 11:14
Big_Gren Left Defense 5 2017/04/13 12:30
russianphenom16 Left Wing All 2017/04/07 10:40
Countryboy0023 Goalie All 2017/04/17 11:40
Nobesy25 Goalie All 2017/04/14 06:51
torontosoldier Center All 2017/04/14 09:07
KStormmmmmmmmmmm Right Wing All 2017/04/12 06:28
CMDEADLY Center All 2017/04/13 14:40
VaeVictus88 Left Defense All 2017/04/18 01:53
xmcguire86 Left Wing 5 2017/04/10 10:38
Bart_MDA666 Right Defense All 2017/04/14 05:41
xXInfamousOne211 Right Defense 4 2017/04/25 18:27
Jbturf69 Right Defense VGHL All NHL defenseman in VG. 2017/04/11 11:55
MIKEHANCHO56 Left Defense LGCHL All 2017/04/13 19:51
captain21canada Left Defense 3 2017/04/14 16:29
HalfVirgin- Center 4 2017/04/13 15:02
youcallmeThom Right Defense All 2017/04/10 12:13
BennettX96 Left Wing 4 2017/04/15 06:13
SickOleNewfie93 Center 5 2017/04/11 15:51
Dark3lf73 Left Wing 4 2017/04/13 16:45
Unclejake_213 Center All 2017/04/13 11:17
UlcerousShark Goalie All 2017/04/16 08:19
Tleopold17 Left Wing All On kitchener this season would like to stay with them lgchl psn 2017/04/19 15:33
VulgarGentleman Right Defense 4 2017/04/13 11:14
baverstock4700 Right Wing All Need to get some games in and build up my stats 2017/04/10 13:39
ShortSideAllowed Goalie All Im solid at what I do. 2017/04/07 18:56
Throatpunch87 Right Wing 3 2017/04/13 19:16
MiDamDikBurnsHot Left Wing All Lw but also goalie 2017/04/12 12:45
wK_Smurf Right Wing LGCHL 6 2017/04/13 11:18
Dedstarks Right Defense All 2017/04/10 19:47
bruce_ridgewell Goalie 5 i work Sundays, Tuesdays and Thursdays till 9 can play after that and anytime during the rest of the week 2017/04/07 08:12
Joe R Left Wing All 2017/04/08 08:38
WHOstifher Center 4 2017/04/25 10:57
Thebaldeagle69 Right Defense All 2017/04/20 15:52
jviolette10 Left Defense All 2017/04/13 11:25
Borkdog187 Right Wing All I can play multiple positions. if need to fill in 2017/04/25 10:47
AVIATORsix Left Wing 2 2017/04/13 12:10
NateDogg0477 Left Wing 3 2017/04/13 12:22
Pyromaniac15423 Left Defense 4 2017/04/14 09:19
Marts79 Right Defense 5 2017/04/13 22:25
Transport11 Goalie All 2017/04/13 13:16
Firefighter58 Center All 2017/04/16 07:38
shockers2004 Center All 2017/04/14 18:18
Dangle_geno_cely Left Wing 5 Is there tree out games? 2017/04/18 15:35
Too_cooked420 Left Wing All Good team player 2017/04/20 17:09
Soupy622 Goalie 3 2017/04/15 16:45
omnicidal-havoc Left Defense All 2017/04/13 20:29
kered93 Right Wing All 2017/04/22 11:52
Xx1ninjastar1xX Left Wing All 2017/04/11 19:42
TheWalmartThugB Left Wing 5 2017/04/13 12:15
Dj2699 Right Wing All 2017/04/24 03:14
Mhook1797 Left Wing 6 2017/04/24 09:45
ViRuS_I29I_ Goalie 3 2017/04/20 19:48
SilKyy_96 Right Wing 5 2017/04/07 07:59
Xi_ch4pm4n_ix Goalie All 2017/04/13 08:39
DrShokola Goalie All 2017/04/15 08:37
FizzFazel54 Left Defense 4 2017/04/13 12:56
indymelt Left Wing 5 play any forward 2017/04/18 06:18
johncena651 Right Wing 5 2017/04/13 13:56
Matt-A_21 Left Wing 3 2017/04/13 12:11
x-BAMF-LEGEND-x Right Defense All I am a defensive defenseman who sits back and looks for opportunities to generate offense. I am also a pretty solid goaltender. 2017/04/13 11:26
LHSbrad35 Right Wing VGHL All Can play every night - most nights available 7:30PM and on throughout the night. 2017/04/09 13:52
shustevan Goalie 5 2017/04/14 21:42
concky77 Right Wing All 2017/04/14 22:49
JayArr Left Defense 4 Primary: L/R Defense Secondary: Goalie 2017/04/12 13:06
SmashingShamrock Goalie UNHL 5 2017/04/13 11:17
oTraGiiCx Right Wing All 2017/04/13 19:22
McScooter1105 Left Wing clhl All 2017/04/18 08:24
JAKER_DD Goalie 2 I can only play on weekends and sometimes on weekdays if I am lucky due to work 2017/04/14 10:42
Pegyy15 Right Wing All 2017/04/16 13:15
Steviem177 Left Wing 5 Shift work limits me to an average of 5 days a week 2017/04/08 08:29
MicroMan_18 Goalie 3 2017/04/13 11:16
Mcgraw522 Goalie All 2017/04/07 10:06
Fournier61 Right Defense 4 Reliable puck-moving defenseman. Good for zone exit. More of a feeder than a shooter. 2017/04/08 13:30
pop_zilla420 Right Wing 4 i can play RD,RW,LW,LD,C 2017/04/13 11:22
Buy_my_dogs Goalie All 2017/04/25 14:15
TimD1011 Left Wing Chl 3 2017/04/11 07:03
BK_0994 Left Wing All 2017/04/12 01:06
Bdollaz11014 Goalie 4 2017/04/13 11:18
Dxcibel Right Wing All RW is my best position, but I'm an excellent defenseman as well. 2017/04/07 12:46
GNROneZeroA7X Goalie All 2017/04/07 14:02
Veilleux17 Left Wing All 2017/04/07 21:59
ChewyStud6 Goalie 3 2017/04/09 12:57
Caesariv20 Right Defense 3 2017/04/08 11:39
BeansAreGood420 Right Wing All 2017/04/08 18:45
BarDownDaily Center All Secondary Position: Left Wing Class: Two-way Dangler 2017/04/08 21:15
tmattau Left Defense UNHL, VGPHL All 2017/04/17 09:12
Fleew-Z Right Wing All 2017/04/23 19:39
ScrappyEnd059 Goalie 4 2017/04/11 02:56
EvilDeej Left Defense All 2017/04/10 23:25
Ath0miiic Center 6 Did a small stint in the VHL years ago, looking to get back into some competitive virtual hockey! 2017/04/16 10:57
BLAZIN11BUZZ Center 5 2017/04/12 10:57
mauer1989 Right Wing All 2017/04/11 20:25
joshyuzik2019927 Goalie 3 2017/04/12 19:31
Skizzeable Left Wing 4 2017/04/12 16:09
SDA_NELSON Right Wing 3 2017/04/12 18:57
Kovlar Right Defense 3 Can play every day after midnight est and every Friday all day 2017/04/12 21:46
EnerGy_AcTiveHD Left Wing 4 2017/04/13 13:55
Dekeasaurus Right Wing 4 2017/04/13 13:28
Stryker_joe Right Defense 5 2017/04/13 14:00
LiLTieDye Right Wing All 2017/04/14 14:34
IBlueFruitRollUp Left Wing 3 2017/04/14 17:57
FloydsGhost Right Wing All 2017/04/17 15:35
Stellar710 Left Defense 3 2017/04/15 04:06
Dysfunction07 Center 4 2017/04/15 07:30
KllerJ Right Wing 5 2017/04/15 11:40
Gotham55 Left Wing 4 2017/04/15 16:37
frenchieisback Center 4 2017/04/15 16:16
FILLmyNUTTS Left Wing None 2 I umpire bball Mon -Thurs 2017/04/15 17:54
iRep_Tha_Alumni Right Defense 5 2017/04/15 19:17
IND1gl3x Center 5 2017/04/16 10:22
thelariat123 Left Defense 4 2017/04/16 15:03
Christoff Left Wing 3 2017/04/16 11:32
mitch_1677 Goalie 5 2017/04/16 13:59
Segesnykov Left Defense All 2017/04/16 15:59
pepa7776 Right Defense All 2017/04/17 02:33
Spitz42 Right Wing 6 2017/04/17 11:46
kwhiss613 Right Wing All i play rw and rd. im a good player as well. looking to have fun and game 2017/04/17 13:56
FLINN_21-Xx21xX Right Wing 4 2017/04/17 16:17
Duges39 Goalie All 2017/04/18 14:33
JDD-34 Left Defense 3 2017/04/18 13:09
CaptainBlack Left Defense 2 2017/04/17 22:02
DoctorBenchPress Center 3 2017/04/18 11:07
SadaPoika Left Wing 2 2017/04/18 06:12
ZITOBURRITO Left Defense 5 Im good to play all positions even goalie 2017/04/18 07:45
sterryxc23 Center 3 Primarily a center but good LW or RW and good solid RD as well. 2017/04/21 17:40
cutty0044 Left Wing 6 n/a. 2017/04/19 11:16
GuiltyMind Center 2 2017/04/19 13:15
nemo2435 Left Wing All 2017/04/19 20:36
Briiky- Center All 2017/04/20 13:48
Watsyboy10 Right Wing 5 2017/04/20 15:51
Jimmy Bobarino Left Defense All "OFFENSIVE D-MAN" with a laser slap shot and conservative positioning 2017/04/21 10:27
xOneTimer Left Defense 3 Can also play RD, I understand french but I don't speak it. Availability may vary, sometime's I can be on 7 nights out of 7. 2017/04/21 12:07
Patchh45 Center All 2017/04/22 13:07
ScrewTheRacoon Center 5 2017/04/22 13:14
ShenPenn Center 3 Usually play center, willing to play LW as well. Current online VS record is 52-4-2 Current EASHL Club is Div.1, CR is usually ~750 2017/04/22 16:38
GodsAbomination_ Right Wing All Good all around player. Looking to give this a shot. 2017/04/22 18:38
bullzaill_78_QC Left Wing All 2017/04/22 19:06
Loyalty_Caper Left Wing Spnhl All 2017/04/22 18:55
Blazejerky Goalie spnhl 3 2017/04/22 18:55
riittchykush02 Left Wing All 2017/04/23 05:49
RIGHT-POWER Right Wing All 2017/04/23 17:28
J_Matta_20 Center 5 2017/04/23 10:48
Helrix Right Wing All 2017/04/24 18:05
cLaPPxD Right Wing All just trying to figure out how to get on a team, 2017/04/25 21:13
Taso971 Right Wing All 2017/04/25 13:29
XxyoungunQcXx Goalie 3 I can play 1 week on two 2017/04/25 13:15
Cedricgrenier Goalie MHL, 1 How I begin 2017/04/25 13:27
wildstajan1 Left Defense 4 2017/04/25 18:55
jmguit72 Right Wing All 2017/04/25 19:14
Brian_7931 Center 5 2017/04/25 18:59
CaponeUptop66 Center 5 2017/04/25 21:17